The Unwritable Rant

The Unwritable Rant

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The Unwritable Rant episodes

  • Ep 177 - Monogamy spectacles, Keanu carrots, and a self-absorbed head case

    Juliette is blocked from attending a concert, gets a sad face, scores a plus 1, has personal concerns, coerces with Keanu Reeves, experiences a jealous rage, kicks open doors, exposes a pantless tryst, fumbles her moment, forges an unintentional threesome, searches trailers and finds what she's been missing... all while drinking Cream of Kentucky 11.5 year bourbon.

    29 min
  • Ep 176 - Interview with John Michael Higgins

    Juliette chats with Emmy nominated actor John Michael Higgins. They discuss his role as host of America Says on Game Show Network, and cover key moments from his career acting in movies like Best In Show, Pitch Perfect, Fred Claus and The Late Shift. Michael also shares his love of Shakespeare, admits to a headstand, and explains what goes into creating great improv.

    24 min
  • Ep 175 - Creepy tip-offs, experimental slumming, and spiteful to-do lists

    Juliette rejects a question, attempts wellness, meets the Mary Poppins of boyfriends, questions niceties, answers a loving call, escapes personal development, accepts a friendly job, completes a pink list, considers alternative uses for a label maker, and checks off the delivery guy... All while drinking Uncle Nearest 1820 Nearest Green single barrel Tennessee whiskey.

    25 min
  • Ep 174 - Interview with Geno Bisconte

    Comic Geno Bisconte takes over this episode with a discussion about comedy, drinking whiskey well, having passion for your work, and, surprisingly, Albert Camus. Geno hosts the In Hot Water show along with Aaron Berg on the Anthony Cumia network Compound Media.

    53 min
  • Ep 173 - Monkee waves, funeral zingers, and jabbed by a straw

    On this episode, Juliette carries a soft spot, divvies up the blame, is betrayed by undelivered mail, ranks as a dingo, takes an old school approach, hugs a Brady, waves to Monkees, annoys everyone, dismisses a sermon, witnesses the devil's handshake, makes a buying error, and considers the turtles… all while drinking W.L. Weller Special Reserve bourbon.

    29 min
  • Ep 171 - Bad decisions, jailbirds, and a Galentine's Day massacre

    Juliette questions a fake holiday, receives a surprising call, helps Texas avoid a wet spot, introduces Vanderbilt and cousin Shelia, considers drug lording, ducks a book attack, rethinks baseball, forgets a crucial tool, swings a chair, and waits for sirens… all while drinking Joseph Magnus Murray Hill Club blended bourbon.

    25 min
  • Ep 170 - Juicy secrets, rookie mistakes, and soft core spying

    Juliette returns to her 21st birthday, takes manipulative advice, maintains a juicy secret, trips over her order, contemplates telltale signs, knows her way backstage, hands out scraps, books solo vacation, admits a beachy love, avoids her friends, envies cool confidence, misses the obvious, parts the curtains, and flails like a circus seal... all while drinking Glenfiddich Winter Storm scotch whisky.

    29 min
  • Ep 169 - Abstract thinking, a tomb on wheels, and patient zero

    Juliette contemplates serial killer storage, returns to college, accepts a bribe from Doc, confronts torsos, encounters a tomb on wheels, fears a living dead situation, understands revenge motivation, trudges through a blizzard, and makes a deathly delivery… all while drinking Resilient straight bourbon whiskey barrel #98.

    26 min

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Join author and occasional misanthrope Juliette Miranda for bourbon-soaked personal stories and celebrity interviews. From misadventures working in the music industry, dating disasters and an…