The Unwritable Rant

Juliette generalizes Bob's Rockets, knows the right paperwork, socializes with scientists, escapes an interview, loses her dad at a concert, employs protocol, becomes furious and intrigued, attends a blow-out, times our Tesla coils, insists on a song, anticipates arrest, and says goodbye… all while drinking Eagle Rare Kentucky straight bourbon whiskey.

Juliette resumes driveway drinking, breaks people in, attempts to coexist, rejects coordination, is denied a wave, hires a tangerine, appalls a party, causes diabolical discomfort, kills with kindness, takes out a kneecap, pollutes a shopping cart, and accomplishes balance... all while drinking Wild Turkey Kentucky Spirit Single Barrel straight bourbon whiskey.

Juliette goes on tour with her guy, lands in Iowa, dodges mites and meth, vibrates, avoids a hairy situation, lacks a welcome, meets Cornflake the Clown, gets bumped for balloons, witnesses a theft, fears a meltdown, discovers a fitting mascot, ducks and covers, and avoids an angry stalker… all while drinking Blood Oath Pact #5 bourbon.

Juliette does something unnatural, revisits prom with Crazytown, wears metallic blue, meets two fire guys, gets sucked into a nostalgic escapade, hands over her feet, experiences a power shift, witnesses a romantic fantasy, gives in to a fireball of hormones, manipulates a threesome, gets caught in the act, snaps a heel, and falls into an angry tumble... all while drinking Larceny bourbon and root beer.

Juliette receives something unexpected, has 10 potent words, becomes a no-good slut, refuses saving, plays dumb, taunts a mob, experiences the ultimate breakdown, reinforces her self defense tactics, calls out a wanna be saint, reaches for a message, makes a shocking conclusion and takes a stand... all while drinking New Riff single barrel sour mash bourbon.

Juliette accepts a satanic comparison, becomes blinded by chemistry, lacks proper communication, refuses to get going, reacts poorly, attends a team-building event, makes everyone uncomfortable, suffers hellish consequences, breaks a house rule, receives an impressive phone number, hosts an unprecedented guest, and appreciates motherly understanding... all while drinking Old Forester Statesman straight bourbon whiskey.

On this episode, Juliette checks out, discovers a sea witch, encourages a show, soaks up rum, nudges her guy, plays a ruthless game, fakes a concussion, admits the icky, treads water, gets sucked in, evaluates execution, flings flip-flops, and disgruntles flamingos... all while drinking High West Bourye Whiskey.

Join Juliette as she welcomes Ron Platt, lead singer from the iconic rock band Kansas, into her home for an intimate talk about the legacy of Kansas, the new tour, and so much more.

Juliette is joined by Joe Bob Briggs to discuss exploitation cinema, hosting The Last Drive-In on Shudder, Monstervision, How Rednecks Saved Hollywood, and yes, bourbon. Comedian Gilbert Gottfried makes a surprise appearance with a special question for Joe Bob. This episode can also be watched on Juliette's YouTube channel.

http://www.youtube.com/JulietteMiranda