The Unwritable Rant

On this episode, Juliette packs up her misgivings, sails away, meets Mr. and Mrs. Barnacle, scowls behind a pineapple, runs away from conversation, feels breath on her neck, lets the drugs take over, contemplates meditation, enjoys driveway drinking with Texas, bothers a neighbor, defends her cat, and celebrates creative expression… all while drinking Woodford Reserve double oaked bourbon whiskey.

On this episode, Juliette takes direction poorly, goes two sizes too small, meets Hollywood heroes and hacks, walks a red carpet, follows a legal flunkie, contemplates signing on, revisits her paleo-ornamentum period, digs Mazon Creek, scales shale, comes to a dirty stop, and curates an Indiana Jones moment... all while drinking Rebel Yell ginger whiskey.

On this episode, Juliette comes off a bender, participates in The Last Drive-In event with Joe Bob Briggs, interns for Svengoolie, chucks chickens, dims her brain bulb, knocks on a coffin, hears voices, mimes her ego, enjoys a group activity, meets Blinky, plays hide and seek, realigns her moral compass, visits a bootleg shop and considers an old-fashioned house burning... all while drinking Jim Beam Black bourbon.

On this episode, Juliette returns to Michigan with her guy to see Mongo and The Dish, demonstrates etiquette, creates a weird herbal ball, saturates an ant hill, funds a fireworks tent, fears a burning hat, visits the Howler Monkey bar again, meets Santa, gets a busy signal, makes a winning call, promises greatness, and changes her playlist... All while drinking Gentleman Jack Daniels whiskey.

On this episode, Juliette is called a name, ponders human skulls, meets a stalker, attempts exit strategies, rejects a wig, paints a wordy picture, rides a bike, visits Lake Hollywood, switches gears, assaults an A-list celebrity, and attempts to do the right thing... all while drinking Larceny bourbon & ginger beer.

On this early Fourth of July special episode, Juliette avoids a bus stop, gets a red letter, sacrifices her summer, starts a new revolutionary war, encourages a hailstorm of candy, drops off a shoe, introduces The Snoozer, escapes a rigged bedroom, accepts a hack job, fuses fireworks, offers a lesson about musicians, and sets the sky ablaze… all while drinking Barrell Bourbon Batch #15

On this episode, Juliette pays tribute to Anthony Bourdain, objects to diabolical demands, fishes for breakfast, grips a pocket knife, confronts a sterile slab, throws her hat, finds a clever workaround, dates The Chef, reveals her fatal flaw, and can't jive with social etiquette… all while drinking Booker's Bourbon.

On this episode, Juliette goes on an epic summer adventure, gets her paws on a Porsche, blathers like a moron, eats more cheese fries, receives an elusive invitation, gets gored, hits the forest preserve, finds a lusty nirvana, is engulfed by the Fabio twins, and inhales ripe funk… all while drinking Breaker Wheated bourbon.

On this episode, Juliette explains malfunctions, hits things with a club, goes for an off-path joy ride, bumps into a bunker, has a love affair with The Chair, dresses like a gravedigger, attempts a heist with Texas, and faces potential jail time… all while drinking Orphan Barrel Rhetoric 24-year bourbon

On this episode, Juliette gets corralled with old people, breaks down a drunken barricade, meets a mini-me, ambushes country singer Randy Houser, visits Las Vegas, gambles with a go-go dancer, breaks down, meets a spirit fleecer, and witnesses a Robin Hood hustler… all while drinking Heaven's Door Tennessee Straight Bourbon from Bob Dylan