It's a jam packed episode this week! A double Best Ever, a hilarious Write Off and an unbelievable Have A Word. There’s also a delve into a forgotten international tournament and we look ahead to the FA Cup Fourth Round. Enjoy!

We delve into the wonderful career of Roy Hodgson on this weeks episode. Matthew would like to make it clear he is not the new Joe Royle though, there is only one Joe Royle. There’s also FA Cup chat, a look ahead to a top of the table clash in the Premier League and a writing off that the lads enjoyed far too much. Enjoy!

After discussing soup and post Christmas diets, the lads move on to actually talking about football. There’s the FA Cup third round to look forward to as well as a delightful Best Ever of The Week.

Happy New Year! 2020 was dreadful but it was the year that we started talking utter rubbish about football. Despite games being largely behind closed doors, plenty of stupid things happened in the game and here’s some of our favourite things we discussed. So to ease yourself into 2021, enjoy the best of FTT... so far!

Would it really be Christmas if you didn’t write things off? Or what about making things the best ever? I suppose we can’t see our annoying family members this year so maybe not so many “have a word with him” moments as they’re usually would be, like when your dodgy uncle says he doesn’t believe in vaccines. Settle down with this special edition of the pod though, get involved with our quizzes, our same initial XIs and a ridiculous secret Santa.

P.S. Thank you to everyone who listened to us this year! We’ll be back in 2021 with more stupidity 😎

We do try to promote local businesses on this pod but Matt seems to be very enamoured with his Sky Q box at the minute. We’re not in the pocket of Murdoch though don’t worry, we’re still dishing out 'write-offs', 'have a word's and a reasonable 'best ever' too! Get involved!

This might actually be our most ridiculous episode yet. Barely a running order and a massive section on the history of Joe Royle, while one of the most influential managers of modern football gets totally mugged off. To be fair, it makes for a great episode so get involved!

If you’re a fan of white goods, then you’re in for a treat at the beginning of this weeks pod. Don’t worry, we get onto football eventually with chat about the FA Cup 2nd Round, why we need to have a word with Charlton and we go north of the boarder for a writing off. We also have Strip Club, conspiracy theories and plenty of other ridiculous things to talk about! Get involved.

There was only one place to start with this week's episode and that was with the sad death of El Diego. Rory & Matt wax lyrical about all the joy Maradona brought to football and why if any player sums up why we love football, it’s him. We also have a mad MLS penalty shoot out to discuss, some conspiracy theories and who we’re supporting in the FA Cup. Get involved!

Matt's fuming at everything this week but Rory does his best to cheer him up by reminding him that domestic football is back! We also have a combined Best Ever & Write Off of the week, we’re laughing at a young goalkeeper and we’re praying for Mario Balotelli to plunge the depths of the EFL.