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Rejoice! For today is DEADLIFT DAY!!! MY FAVORITE DAY!!!!!! I shall go to gym and lift big weight to assert dominance over normies that flock there. Afterwards, I shall go out to club and lose virginity! (I'm 35 years old.) I will prove to FATHER once and for all that I am not a p*ssy.
I'm pretty sure this plan is bulletproof and nothing bad will happen that will cause me to spiral into fits of rage.
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PT 1, The Gym Rat
Chapter 1: The Elevator Ride From Hell (00:02:17)
Chapter 2: The Arch Nemesis (00:06:48)
Chapter 3: Rocketfuel (00:13:20)
Chapter 4: STEVE (00:20:56)
Chapter 5: Another Freaking Test From the Universe (00:28:46)
Chapter 6: The Gays (00:32:22)
Chapter 7: Elevator Man (00:36:10)
PT 2, The Ladies' Man
Chapter 8: FATHER (00:45:35)
Chapter 9: Broccoli Head (00:52:16)
Chapter 10: Cowgirls (00:56:00)
Chapter 11: The Strong Pray on the Weak (01:01:16)
Chapter 12: Hunting Grounds (01:04:50)
Chapter 13: The Insolent Woman (01:17:35)
Break: Backstory to PT 1 Characters (01:24:01)
PT 3, The Prophet
Chapter 14: The Fame (01:40:40)
Chapter 15: Your Network is Your Net Worth (01:59:20)
Chapter 16: No Body Cares, Work Harder (02:08:58)
Chapter 17: Red Pill, Blue Pill (02:16:16)
Chapter 18: My Wet Dream, Now a Reality (02:26:16)
Chapter 19: Viking Sh*t (02:43:15)
Chapter 20: Berserker Sh*t (02:59:26)
Chapter 21: Father II (03:03:45)
From the publisher's feed
Intro
A neurotic, socially awkward incel gym rat attempts to pursue his “villain arc” by achieving a Sigma-tier workout session and finally losing his virginity.…
Author Bio
Ian Tsang (who may or may not be Deadlift Boy from the novel) is an eccentric gym rat, former deadlift record holder, and world-famous punk rock icon known for his passion for storytelling and charm with the opposite sex (allegedly). His creative work whether through music or fiction explores issues with mental health, dating, Internet trends, gym culture, and toxic masculinity (whatever that means) through a humorous lens, poking fun at the everyday struggles of the common man.
Since his unfortunate birth into the world, he has strived to create anthems and fables for the underdogs, outcasts, and others like him struggling to figure out their place in this weird world, drawing on past experiences to tell universal stories that are both relatable, thought-provoking and hopefully, entertaining. When he is not creating works of literary genius or screaming angsty lyrics into the microphone over 4 chord progressions, Ian can be found rock climbing, lifting really heavy things in the gym, handing out with friends (both real and imaginary), and Googling deep philosophical questions like “Signs I may have autism” or “how to know if I am the third wheel of the friend group”.
To date, he has gained over 150 thousand streams on Spotify, over 500 thousand lifetime views on his YouTube channel, and has deadlifted over 405 pounds. There is no telling what a young genius like him will accomplish next.
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@GucciMasterStyle
Follow Ian Tsang Insta: ian_tsang_music
TikTok: ian.tsang8