This is the Silly Goose Hour where I say ridiculous things and expect that no one will ever consider that I was trying to be serious at any given time...

The evil God Moloch commands you to listen to this episode!

When I offered my Podcast Master Class for 3 easy payments of $9.95 they told me I was crazy!

Bring the whole family down to the Human Zoo! Part good times, part insanity, mixed with a little bit of madness! We hope you enjoy your stay because once you're here... you'll never escape!

When there is absolutely nothing left to cancel, you need to cancel absolutely EVERYTHING!!!

You heard it heard first! UFOs are the next false flag designed to initiate a global war against the tyrannical Chinee government! And if we are going to die from anything, it might as well be a fake alien invasion!!!

16 deadly animals face off to discover who reigns supreme!

Have you ever felt an old person's neck flaps in a dark closet? Yeah me neither! I was just asking for a friend...

I took a trip across America to find the promised land. Listen to the tale of my harrowing journey across this great country!

This episode is a 100% Grade-A choice cut of beef! Consume this episode and gain the power of the barnyard! You'll be glad you did!