Whelp we tried to record, stream, socially distance, and combine 3 separate tracks of audio. Guess what: the audio quality sucks ass, but so does this quarantine! Try to not squirm around at how horrible it sounds and just enjoy yah nerds!

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Let me spray you with my glorious brain ropes... Confused? Me too! But that's what you get when I've been cooped up in the house for far too long!

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The Gambler, the Gentleman, the Pappy, the Gunslinger, and the Half-breed, all rode the trail hard as fuck to find their fortune out west! A new epic Violent Professional saga set in the old west along the Oregon Trail. Tune in to learn about one of the hardest gangs to ever ride the fucking trail!

If you ever wanted to hollow out a skull and drink from it, then you're in luck because it is completely legal to own human remains! Oh happy day! On this episode we dive deep into the legal bone trade that is booming on social media!

It's never OK to rape anyone, unless you are wearing a movie quality manatee mask and you are the one getting raped by a real manatee. That's why we are going to start the Manatee Too movement! It's time we spoke up about those bastard manatees and all of their manatee privilege!

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Thievery afoot in the latest episode. Listen to me unveil the truth behind the dastardly evil doer known as Snidely Disklash. Spoiler alert: He's a dick who steals creativity like some dumb jerk head!

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Chicken wings, cool shit my dog does, and weird people on the internet. That's what I'm getting into on this episode. Good to get back on the mic to talk about the most random thoughts that enter my cranium. True example of how my thoughts move about on a daily basis.

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Wombats are the assholes of the Outback. Find out why on this trip on the animal train!

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Venture with us back to magical land known as Florida! This time we discuss the rise and fall of two separate Florida Men and some other topics. Topics such as the mystical Pee Boner! Weirdness afoot on the 2nd episode of 2020!

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Fresh off the New Year break, we go over what the dudes have been up to over the past few weeks. We also get into the recent Seattle shooting and how to properly eat a mayonnaise sandwich when snowboarding. This episode will be more viral than the Corona Virus because life is a fucking beach!