This week, your favorite married gay husbands are back to break down all the drama on The Real Housewives of Miami—and things are anything but calm in the 305.Alexia plays peacemaker between Lisa and Larsa (yes, Lisa shows up on time), while Marysol spirals over the group cruise. Julia’s hoping to reconnect with her daughters, and Kiki opens up to her dad about Haiti.Stephanie is juggling Christmas party planning, charity work with Kiki, and a glam visit to Anastasia of Beverly Hills—reminding us why she stays tough working in a man’s world. Adriana gets real about aging and being left (again) for someone younger.The group splits up for dinner, where Larsa gets drunk and flashes the girls (classic), Stephanie and Marysol squash their beef, and everyone almost gets along—until a flash-forward teases major tension brewing between Alexia, Marysol, and Stephanie.We also discuss our degree of separation with the upcoming season of the Golden Bachelor.