The Void

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Staunch Garden Warfare!...He "Puttin'd" Me Dick!...Lifting for Losers!... How Thique's Ya Cigar!... Mutually Assured Anal Damage!... Mates With Too Much Length!... As We Pour One For Jessie Jane RIP!

Great catch-up with my old mate "Mr Mysterious" as we chat about global issues, relationship problems, shit mates, the gym and our general inappropriate comments on topics well above our pay grades!!. 

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Inter-Planitary First Dates!...Rise of the Rolex Gnomes!...Mrs B-Day Pressie Prenups!...River Rafting Pyramids!...Trumps Wall Around The Sun!...Is Earth Undatable?...When Aliens Ghost You!...Broom Stick Meditation!...

The boys are back! 2 fan favs return for our usual, unusual perspectives on life, economics the dawning of mankind, strap in!! 

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Inter-Planitary First Dates!...Rise of the Rolex Gnomes!...Mrs B-Day Pressie Prenups!...River Rafting Pyramids!...Trumps Wall Around The Sun!...Is Earth Undatable?...When Aliens Ghost You!...Broom Stick Meditation!...

The boys are back! 2 fan favs return for our usual, unusual perspectives on life, economics the dawning of mankind, strap in!! 

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Vaginal leg lacerations!... When ya know your boss can drop you!... Hitting the green whistle at work!... Chicks Vs Drop Kick Man circles!... Sheep Shearer Show Downs!... RSA Marshal Justice! 

In this impromptu poddy! we snuck away after a few bevies to talk sh%$t and have a laugh!! Young Jordy gets a glimpse into the loose times me and Mitchy have over the years!! 

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Ice Hockey Goon Hit Squads!.. Deep diving for Mammoth Boners!.. Jimmy Vs The Blizard.. Dumb C&#t Economics.. Juiced Up Teens.. Injecting Burgers,, We Aren't Doctors-ish 

Mr Jimmy returns from Canada to share the love and stories while we give our 2 bob on some serious topics!.. with no real insight! 

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Talking to the dead with the mrs... Captain America rain runs... Don't listen to your mum and dad... Broken aura aftercare... How to tune up your meat suit!... Don't trip into a time slip!..

Big thanks to Ant coming in for a chin wag!!.. Always refreshing meeting a great human with open perspectives and tackling life, laughing at each challenge as it comes!

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How Big Is Your Ham Bagget!.. Face Licking Dad Attacks!!... How Much Does A Kink Kit Cost These Days?... Big Nerd Smack Downs!!.. Please Don't Sit On My Wife Like That!... Making Bank N Not Looking Back!...

Our resident kink lord and dungeon master returns for an epic episode 20! Full of inappropriate and sometimes insightful life journeys and circumstances you'd rather not find yourself in! 

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Biden Blues!.. Hitlers Headless Dogs!.. Suicide Sick Days!.. Texting Ur Mrs Ur On Heroin!.. Puttin For Primeinister!.. Commies Through The Backdoor!.. World Economic Fopars! Alien Space Daddies!.. How sentient is your face! 

Dan-spiracies takes a second run! Welcome back Tye, our resident tin foil hat champion and professional rabbit hole diver! This one runs deep and long... more to come! 

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Vietnamese Assassin Robots!...Man Vs Morgage!...Skinny Dips With Jaws!...How to get kicked off a Contiki Tour!...Weaponised Migration!...Self Jizzing E-Glasses!.. the list goes on

Mr Rolex AKA Brad returns for a session of big ass laughs, bizzo advice and general banter! A quick fan fav, absolutely love this human. 

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Don't call your Mrs a "wood pig"!!... Alfresco dinning on dog meat kebabs!... The Sam Kerr Files Exposed!... First Dates Turn Deadly!!... Having Shots Of Broken Glass!!...Only Fans Road Trips!

Matt is a great mate and a truly genuine human, who has seen and experienced some of the darker sides of life and is always happy to spread a positive message! Looking forward to round 2 brother!

WARNING: High level intoxication & Dan Rants!