Dave and Mike sit down with the legendary Stefan Johnson — aka Snack Daddy — for an episode packed with laughter, spice, and surprises. With a table full of Korean snacks in front of them, they ask Stefan the hard-hitting questions in between bites: Just how bad was the One Chip Challenge? Would he rather star in the MCU, host his own show, or become a WWE ring-side hype machine? The last choice? That’s a mystery you’ll have to listen to uncover. One thing’s for sure: this episode is a flavor-packed riot you don’t want to miss!

In this episode of The Vulgar Burrito Podcast, Dave and Mike take you on a wild ride through the worst pick-up lines known to humanity. But before they even get to the main topic, they take a hilarious detour down memory lane, revisiting an old TikTok video where a creator came up with absurdly funny alternative names for the gas station chain Kum & Go.

Naturally, things spiral further out of control when they somehow land on a completely inappropriate discussion about Stephen Hawking’s theoretical experience on Epstein Island (we promise it’s as terrible and hilarious as it sounds). Finally, they drag themselves back to the original topic.

It’s chaos. It’s comedy. It’s The Vulgar Burrito Podcast. And trust us, you’re going to love every ridiculous minute of it.

In this episode of The Vulgar Burrito Podcast, Dave dives into a list of real, bizarre facts that sound completely made up—but aren’t. From Lara Croft’s iconic breast size being a programmer’s happy accident to the disturbing truth about baby koalas’ first meals (spoiler: it’s poop), we break down the weirdest facts with our signature brand of dumbassery. Also, did you know Uranus was almost called George? Well, now you do—and you can’t un-know it. Join us for a deep dive into the hilariously absurd world of real-life WTF moments!

What do you get when a kid gets banned from Nintendo, a grown man gets left alone at a Barbie party, and two dudes accidentally go on a seafood date? An episode full of cringe, laughs, and uncomfortable stares. Mike recounts how his youngest son hilariously violated the Nintendo Online code of conduct, Dave recalls how his wife ditched him at a Barbie party, leaving him looking like the neighborhood’s new questionable figure, and together, they relive the ultimate awkward moment—a Red Lobster dinner where the waiter thought they were a couple. Tune in for our latest serving of unfiltered nonsense!

Mike brings a list of ridiculous ways to say "we're having sex", and Dave counters with a list of equally absurd nicknames for the female private part. What starts as a simple word exchange quickly spirals into a comedy free-fall of absurd metaphors, mispronunciations, and brand-new phrases no one asked for...but everyone will remember.

Ever wondered how a song about love turned into a song about stealing meat? Dave and Mike tackle the funniest misheard lyrics in popular music history, adding their uniquely vulgar twist to every tune. From "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" to "Blinded by the Light", nothing is sacred, and no lyric is safe. Get ready to laugh out loud and never hear your favorite songs the same way again.

In this hilariously outrageous episode of The Vulgar Burrito Podcast, Dave and Mike tackle another adult version of the classic game ‘Would You Rather?, just like they did in episode 12. While we can’t even hint at the absurd and vulgar scenarios they debate, we promise the duo’s comedic spin makes this one a must-listen for fans of their off-the-wall humor. Brace yourselves—this is ‘Adult Would You Rather’!

In this episode, Dave and Mike dive deep into the shocking and absurd sexual behaviors of the animal kingdom. From bonobo males dueling with their privates to bed bugs turning mating into a horror film, and their jaw-dropping realization that the sea otter—the adorable poster child of cute animals—might be nature’s most violent lover, no creature is safe from the comedic microscope. Get ready for laughs, gasps, and a whole new perspective on why animals don’t need a Tinder app.

In this episode of The Vulgar Burrito Podcast, Mike gets candid about his vasectomy experience. Taking you on a hilarious journey from the pre-op shave, to the panic of delivering a “sample” on demand. It’s a laugh-out-loud tale of surgical precision and comedic chaos that only Dave and Mike can deliver!

In this hilariously NSFW episode of The Vulgar Burrito Podcast, Dave and Mike embark on a linguistic adventure to uncover the words and phrases people shout in the heat of passion from around the world. From awkwardly romantic French whispers to German declarations that sound more like battle cries, the guys hilariously butcher translations, make ridiculous assumptions, and add their vulgar spin to the already funny-sounding phrases. Who knew the world spoke the language of love so… uniquely?