In our tenth episode of The Vulgar Parenting Podcast we were joined for a special "Story Time" segment by none other than The Captain of the True Crime Garage podcast. To fit the show's format, we edited that interview between The Captain and our host Scotty Boombox to a 20-minute segment. Here now is the full unedited 52-minute interview: The Captain discusses a range of topics including his dark cloud, crimes involving parents & children, the financial industry, his father the police detective, being a step-dad, and dealing with the haters as a co-host & producer of a major podcast.Tell a buddy, bring a friend to VulgarParenting.com @VulgarParenting on Twitter & InstagramSubscribe now on iTunes

In Episode #15 “Whiffle Ball”, The Vulgar Parenting Podcast asks "What’s up” with the Mad Pooper, homecoming photos, & Alabama football. In “Guiding Life”, Life Coach Choops doles out solid advice on low T, ex-wives, and baby mamas, then we tackle a new study on your 30’s in “Parenting By The Numbers.” 3 parents compete for “Vulgar Parent of the Week” in an all-Ohio faceoff from Columbus, Youngstown and Cleveland. We "Wrap It Up” with the results of Scotty Boombox’s DNA kit from 23andMe.comThis is the Vulgar Parenting Podcast. www.VulgarParenting.com

In Episode #14 “Illiteracy Ain’t Cool”, The Vulgar Parenting Podcast asks "What’s up” with failed marriage proposals, delivery bikers & dumb bloggers. In “Guiding Life”, Life Coach Choops gives guidance to three unlucky parents in need of dating advice, custody battles & soundproof solutions. We discuss yelling at our kids in our new segment, “Parenting By The Numbers,” just before 3 parents compete for “Vulgar Parent of the Week” including momma’s justice, momma’s drunk & momma’s got a gun. We "Wrap It Up" with Adidas’ new shoe that’s perfect for parents, vulgar or otherwise. This is the Vulgar Parenting Podcast. www.VulgarParenting.com

In Episode #13 “Hurricane Vacation”, The Vulgar Parenting Podcast asks "What’s up” with drunken bus drivers, school supply firearms and meth dealers. In “Guiding Life”, Coach Choops gives advice to three unlucky parents with issues of race, nudity, and fear of CTE. @PresidentMiller & @RyanCLifeCoach talk hurricane vacation plans in a brand new “StoryTime.” 3 sets of parents parents complete for “Vulgar Parent of the Week” by battling to be the best family beat down. We "Wrap It Up" with the legend of the Anheuser-Busch family and their baby beer ritual.This is the Vulgar Parenting Podcast. www.VulgarParenting.com

In Episode #12 “Spanking By The Numbers”, The Vulgar Parenting Podcast asks "What’s up” with pawnshops, drug runners and Bronson sex demands. In “Guiding Life”, Coach Choops gives advice to three unlucky parents with cell phone drama, then we talk spanking in a brand new segment “Parenting By The Numbers.” 3 parents compete for “Vulgar Parent of the Week”, including a penis cutter, a tattooed child, and a surprise 3rd entry, right before we "Wrap It Up" with viral school supplies. This is the Vulgar Parenting Podcast. www.VulgarParenting.com

In Episode #11, “Infertility to Vasectomy”, The Vulgar Parenting Podcast examines "What’s up” with news of the solar eclipse causing a rap tour to be canceled, Americans drinking more alcohol than ever, and Pedialyte for adults. Life Coach Choops serves up piping hot advice to 3 lucky parents in “Guiding Life,” before a very special edition of StoryTime, "Infertility to Vasectomy: The Scott Peachey Story." 3 more vulgar parents face-off to win this episode’s “Vulgar Parent of the Week”, including terrible museum patrons, darknet kingpins, and a bridge over troubled water. We "Wrap It Up" by giving our listeners a fair target for hate, by sharing the hilarious jury selection transcripts for pharma bro Martin Shkreli. This is the Vulgar Parenting Podcast. www.VulgarParenting.com

In Episode #10, “The Captain”, The Vulgar Parenting Podcast examines "What’s up” with news of a Metallica family outing gone wrong, widow sex dolls and the age of consent, followed by Life Coach Choops giving rapid fire life guidance to 5 lucky parents in “Guiding Life”. Captain of the True Crime Garage podcast stops by for a special “StoryTime”, discussing haunting parental crimes, his father the police detective, and dealing with the haters. 3 more vulgar parents face-off to win this episode’s “Vulgar Parent of the Week”, including a baby driver, a fast & furious family, and a dad who believes that firearms always win. We "Wrap It Up" by placing bets on what the results will be of Scotty Boombox’s new #23andMe DNA kit. This is the Vulgar Parenting Podcast. VulgarParenting.com

In Episode #9, “Allegedly”, The Vulgar Parenting Podcast examines "What’s up” with news of honeymoon guns, a parental murder mystery, and 15 months in jail for texting. We ponder “What Would Dad Say?” to a terrible first day on the job, donkey love, & a Twilight hunk refusing to give a dog a handjob. In “Guiding Life”, Life Coach Choops doles out advice to questions of sugar daddies and how to properly parent young daughters.  3 more vulgar parents face-off to win this episode’s “Vulgar Parent of the Week”, including a haircut assault, social media fame, and what it’s like to be raised by a rapper. We "Wrap It Up" with an update on the rise of children dying in hot cars, and the new measures being taken to save them. We curse, we drink, we laugh, we parent. This is The Vulgar Parenting Podcast. www.VulgarParenting.com

In Episode #8, “Guidance Counselor”, the Vulgar Parenting Podcast examines "what’s up” with selling padded bras to kids, Chicago’s post-World Series baby boom, & the dangers of mobile videogame parties. In “Storytime,” we turn to our VPP staff counselor to deliver some best practices to parents, followed by Life Coach Choops tackling the relationship woes of Twitter users in “Guiding Life.” 3 more vulgar parents face-off to win this episode’s “Vulgar Parent of the Week”, including some real-life Sons of Anarchy, then we "Wrap It Up" with the shocking news that sperm counts in Western men are on the decline. We curse, we drink, we laugh, we parent. This is The Vulgar Parenting Podcast. www.VulgarParenting.com

In Episode #7, LO FIDELITY, the Vulgar Parenting Podcast records the birthday of President Miller while in the basement of a home without power, on the built-in microphone of an iPhone 4S. By candlelight, the crew tackles "what’s up” with taxation on children’s lemonade stands, a breakfast cereal bandit, and family tour packages in North Korea. In “Storytime,” President Miller plays 20-questions as he reflects on his life and his 37th birthday. Life Coach Choops cruises Twitter to supply parenting & relationship guidance to parents in need of advice, 3 more vulgar parents face-off to win this episode’s “Vulgar Parent of the Week”, then we "Wrap It Up" with an early-onset-dementia discussion on Buddhist love and what we would do if we became widowers. We curse, we drink, we laugh, we parent. This is The Vulgar Parenting Podcast. www.VulgarParenting.com