The Walls Have Ears

The Walls Have Ears

By Brendan, Hannah, JeremyComedy
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The Walls Have Ears episodes

  • SUMMER SERIES: Neighborhood Watch #3

    Lake dock hangin’ and shit mumblin’. Kick back and relax with us doin' lake life while we spread some neighborhood juice.

    *This is a short n’ so super special series. Check out our other episodes for a dose of the regularly scheduled content*

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    31 min
  • SUMMER SERIES: Neighborhood Watch #2

    Side porch loungin’ and shit spewin’. Kick back and relax with us on Hannah and Jeremy’s porch while we spread some neighborhood tea.

    *This is a short n’ so super special series. Check out our other episodes for a dose of the regularly scheduled content*

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    51 min
  • SUMMER SERIES: Neighborhood Watch #1

    Porch sittin’ and shit talkin’. Kick back and relax with us on Brendan’s porch while we spread some neighborhood gossip.


    *This is a short n’ so super special series. Check out our other episodes for a dose of the regularly scheduled content*


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    38 min
  • SPECIAL #1 - FOUR TWENTY

    Special bonus extra perky episode about that righteous bush. ChatGPT’s lyrics to “Caught My Wife with My Weed Dealer” below. Bad song created by Jeremy at the end of the episode. And even worse singing by Jeremy, too.


    Typed into ChatGPT: Write a song called "Caught My Wife with My Weed Dealer"


    (Verse 1)

    I came home one evening, feeling so fine

    Ready for some relaxation, to ease my mind

    But as I walked through the door, my heart sank low

    Caught a sight that shocked me, a heavy blow


    (Chorus)

    Caught my wife with my weed dealer

    A sight that made my world feel much bleaker

    I never thought this would be the scene

    Betrayal so deep, it felt so obscene


    (Verse 2)

    They were laughing and toking, like they were in love

    Sharing my stash, acting so brazen, so tough

    My mind was reeling, emotions so raw

    Couldn't believe what I saw, it was a flaw


    (Chorus)

    Caught my wife with my weed dealer

    A sight that made my world feel much bleaker

    I never thought this would be the scene

    Betrayal so deep, it felt so obscene


    (Verse 3)

    I trusted them both, never saw it coming

    My heart was shattered, my world left humming

    I thought I knew them, inside and out

    But now I'm left with doubt, without a doubt


    (Bridge)

    I confronted them both, anger in my eyes

    They stuttered and stumbled, with weak alibis

    But the damage was done, the trust was lost

    My heart was broken, at a heavy, heavy cost


    (Chorus)

    Caught my wife with my weed dealer

    A sight that made my world feel much bleaker

    I never thought this would be the scene

    Betrayal so deep, it felt so obscene

    41 min

About The Walls Have Ears

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The Walls Have Ears is a comedy podcast satirizing the real estate world. Join us on a storytelling tour of the absurdities, joys, woes and follies of living in this complex world. Whether you live in…