Special bonus extra perky episode about that righteous bush. ChatGPT’s lyrics to “Caught My Wife with My Weed Dealer” below. Bad song created by Jeremy at the end of the episode. And even worse singing by Jeremy, too.
Typed into ChatGPT: Write a song called "Caught My Wife with My Weed Dealer"
I came home one evening, feeling so fine
Ready for some relaxation, to ease my mind
But as I walked through the door, my heart sank low
Caught a sight that shocked me, a heavy blow
Caught my wife with my weed dealer
A sight that made my world feel much bleaker
I never thought this would be the scene
Betrayal so deep, it felt so obscene
They were laughing and toking, like they were in love
Sharing my stash, acting so brazen, so tough
My mind was reeling, emotions so raw
Couldn't believe what I saw, it was a flaw
Caught my wife with my weed dealer
A sight that made my world feel much bleaker
I never thought this would be the scene
Betrayal so deep, it felt so obscene
I trusted them both, never saw it coming
My heart was shattered, my world left humming
I thought I knew them, inside and out
But now I'm left with doubt, without a doubt
I confronted them both, anger in my eyes
They stuttered and stumbled, with weak alibis
But the damage was done, the trust was lost
My heart was broken, at a heavy, heavy cost
Caught my wife with my weed dealer
A sight that made my world feel much bleaker
I never thought this would be the scene
Betrayal so deep, it felt so obscene