Chris and Kristie discuss snozzberries, Kristie's magical TV changing powers, and have a serious discussion on what happened to Bryan in the challenge.

Chris (@Reddwarf40 ) and Kristie (@musemusemadamk ) discuss Gaston, Benita's elimination, and continue to sing the classics...

Chris (@reddwarf40 ) and Fi (@thefinickybaker ) discuss the latest Chef's Table - the brilliant and polarising Tim Raue.

Chris (@reddwarf40 ) and Kristie (@musemusemadamk ) discuss the end of Pia, the rise of Eloise, and the burning of Pete's nuts.

Chris (@reddwarf40 ) and Kristie (@musemusemadamk ) discuss smoking food, kiwi's bearing mystery boxes, as well as a haunting power ballad in honour of Pia and Eurovision.

Chris (@reddwarf40 ) and Kristie (@musemusemadamk ) discuss home cooking week, sing about Gnocchi, and oh my goodness, the chips!

Chris (@reddwarf40) and Kristie (@musemusemadamk ) talk elimination, halloumi and pea custard fails.

So very tired. Chris (@reddwarf40 ) and Kristie (@musemusemadamk ) break down the long and winding Episode 1 in the Masterchef kitchen proper. There's the good (Elena returns and Callan cooks amazing food), the bad (deconstructed bowl anyone?) and the long (a challenge that never ended).

Chris (@reddwarf40 ) and Kristie (@musemusemadamk ) are back, and this time they are discussing Masterchef Australia. Episode 1 sees a million chefs run across our screen, and we try to work out who they are, and what they are doing.

Chris and Fi discuss the wonder that is Ivan Orkin from #Chefstable. Apologies for sound issues, circumstances out of our control.