News: Eternals, King in Black, MODOK, Spider-Man 3

This week, we lose all the fans we’ve gained as we dump on the most sacred name in comics.

News: Helstrom trailer, WandaVision Trailer, Black Widow, SWORD show?, Empyre, X of Swords, Marvel printer delays, Tony Stark’s voicemail

We’re back after two long weeks! How’s the world? Still a trash fire? Cool. Here’s some comics being talked about by two cishet white guys.

News: Mike Murdock gets retconned, Black Panther is free

What happens when you take a story that would normally be several arcs of the modern Iron Man book, and turn it into three issues? Tony Stark gets five whole minutes to wallow before being literally forced to act.

It’s both better and worse than it sounds.

News: Chadwick Boseman, New Mutants

It’s our 150th episode! So, we’re going to discuss the only thing that makes sense: Some random issues of Iron Man. That makes sense… right? RIGHT?

News: Olivia Wilde, Fortnite, Alien Omnibus, Indigenous Voices

Spider-Man has a rough week, going up against multiple Green Goblins, domestic terrorists, and a cult being controlled by the literal devil of Counter Earth. Also, Thor has a fun future adventure!

News: Marvel edits out Black Lives Matter icon

Captain Marvel fights the specter of how to spend his time! Pat Broderick hates cosplayers, apparently! The Inhumans continue to do things, despite our fervent wishes! All this, plus a brief commentary on the DC layoffs, and a discussion of why Peter Parker sucks.

News: Empyre, Hulkling and Wiccan, X-men the Animated Series

In which we lose all the listeners we’ve gained because JR HAS to have an opinion.

News: Externals, Miles Morales, Greycrow

Don’t actually kidnap your problems away. That was just a joke. This disclaimer should protect us if you decide to, though. So, uh…. hmmm…

News: Marvel and Scholastic, “On Sale Wednesday” Variants

How are Daredevil and Iron Fist the best books this week? What is this world we inhabit? How did we get here, and how do we fix it?

News: Aliens and Predator, Knull is Coming

Condor wants to be a criminal overlord, but it’s hard to take someone seriously whose criminal empire consists of one teenager who hates him.