A show where two from Jersey’s distant ends

watch goonies, girls, class presidents unglued.

From clueless cliques to matricidal friends,

now 90s Romeo comes neon-hued.

We trace the plot through fish tank, fire, and storm,

sing praises for our queen, Mercutio,

who dances on the screen in perfect form.

No man more grave than Harold Perrineau.

Our tragic teens, Danes and DiCaprio,

a letter meant to save Claire, left unsent,

breaks the heart of blonde and brooding Romeo

and ends the so-called Life of Juliet

Next week? A dour boy who drives a hearse.

Now? Say Harold and Maude to end this verse.

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Thanks to Kitzy (@heykitzy) for the use of our theme song, "No Book Club."