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The best wedding I have been to. Soto signed with the mets. Who is Luigi and is he a criminal or a hero? If you cannot tell me what is up with these drones I want my money back. Don't buy toys, buy experiences! LOTY 10-6 * Double Trouble * this week. TWO PLAYS.

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Christmas lights are for thee, not for me. Road rage incident had me stay in my car, I would rather get shot than stabbed. They don't make men like they did 50 years ago. LOTY 10-5 * going for 11th WIN! 

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LOTY tries to double its wins from its losses (9-5 currently). The fact we celebrate the killing of native Americans is really not a surprise. Having dinner with white people can be the last dinner you ever have. O O O ( ozempic ); just eat a salad instead. I have had enough of Christmas being this early. 

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Thanksgiving is almost here, and not sure I can give any thanks to my dad raising me a jets fan. The one time I year I do THIS. Should there be a movement to give Native American more team names? Black Friday mayhem. Your daily reminder that the New York Jets can always be worse than they are. LOTY (8-5), 9-5 is so much sweeter than 8-6. 

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Americans are no longer made like they used to be. There needs to be harsher punishments for those who do not yield. The good, the bad, the moms. I have to divorce the jets permanently. LOTY (7-4) going for WINS 8 & 9 ! 

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How early is too early to get to the airport? Stadium food has went from trashy to classy in just 10 quick years. Keeping off hotel floors and turning on AM radio means I'm getting old. Everybody hates the jets rant, and poor poor yankees! LOTY (7-3) going for 8th win! 

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New streak starts NOW! Why did the geese cross the road, when nothing is on the other side? Workout threads giving homeless people a better perception. Sports moments that will never leave your memory, and of course.. the LOTY (6-2) double banger on deck! 

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What is losing? Why your political sign on your lawn may make me switch my vote. People who know without reason, don't be that person. The art of marriage.. I mean war. Are the ice cream machines really dirty? *LOTY 6-1* going for 7-1 ! 

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Roses are red, violets are blue, winning is fun, and who throws a shoe... honestly? Touting my 5-1 LOTY record as the streak continues. The mets have been on one of the most magical runs in all of sports.  Jets finally fire the bald lesbian. Who didn't post a picture of the sky the other day, besides me? Democrats decide to keep their veteran QB at the helm. * LOTY 5-1 * , can we pick up our 6th win? 

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October is HERE! Hurricane Helen shows us the governments true colors. Is Hawk Tuah really the sergeant of spit? Woody Johnson may have everything but balls. There is no speed limit for a bathroom emergency. *LOTY (3-1)* going for wins 4 and 5 !