Do you want to hear music almost at the same time as you comb your hair? Of course you do, that’s why you need my combination Harmonica and Comb the HarmoComb as soon as possible.

Do you need news everywhere you go? I bet you look at your phone for such things, I don’t because I have my news built into my shirt. Get NewsWear today!

Are you unable to ride a bike because you don’t know where you are going? That never happens to me because I have MapBike a bike with a built in automatic mapping, and it can even do the turning for you. Why don’t you have one?

Do you need to run away from, but stay in touch with somebody who is investigating your mine (or other thing you are wanting to run away from, but have to keep in touch with) then it sounds like you need ComuniJet.

When you are vacuuming I assume you get ick on you… all over you! But I don’t because I use the world’s first combination vacuum cleaner and hand sanitiser. No mess, no fuss, with SanitiClean your house will be clean in exactly the same time as always, but you will be clean too!

What do you do when somebody not near you needs a bandage? Do you panic? Worry? Cry? Well I don’t because I use AeroPatch to deliver a bandage anywhere in the world by drone. I don’t know why you don’t have one?

Do you watch videos of people making food on your phone and never make them? Of course you do, you should be watching recipes on your spoon, that will make making things much better for you. Get your SpoonBeam now!

Are you using a tumble dryer to dry your clothes? Do you have to take your clothes from the washing machine and then have to peg them on the line? Then you need DryWash, get your clothes hanging inside the washing machine.

Do you get bored while shaving? Then you need FunFoam the completely integrated shaving foam and gaming experience. If you haven’t played pacman on your face or legs then you haven’t lived. I can’t believe you haven’t got it already.

Are you as boring on phone calls as I think you are? Then you need Connectopedia in integrated video phone call device and learning tool. Learn about everything from Ancient Egypt to Toilet Paper. Get yours before your next call.