Is your desk a boring normal one that just sits in the corner of the room? Would it surprise you to learn that my desk is also a boat? That’s right with DeskAfloat you can have a desk, a boat… or the best of both worlds a desk you can work on as you float gently down stream.

Do you need a combination nightlight to keep you safe at night and portable speaker to keep you boogieing (also potentially at night but alternatively in the day)? Then you need SafeSound it keeps you safe and sound as a pound (although the price is slightly higher than 1 pound).

Do you need to repair things? Important disclaimer: I’m talking about clothes not relationships here. If it is clothes then StitchBond is the perfect tool for you, if it is relationships then you’ll have to go and talk to somebody else.

Do you enjoy washing up so much you think people should sell tickets to watch you do it? Or do you hate washing up so much that you wish people would buy tickets to do your washing up for you? Then you need DishTicket which isn’t really about having anyone around, but makes washing up so fun you’ll wish it was.

Do you want to hear music almost at the same time as you comb your hair? Of course you do, that’s why you need my combination Harmonica and Comb the HarmoComb as soon as possible.

Do you need news everywhere you go? I bet you look at your phone for such things, I don’t because I have my news built into my shirt. Get NewsWear today!

Are you unable to ride a bike because you don’t know where you are going? That never happens to me because I have MapBike a bike with a built in automatic mapping, and it can even do the turning for you. Why don’t you have one?

Do you need to run away from, but stay in touch with somebody who is investigating your mine (or other thing you are wanting to run away from, but have to keep in touch with) then it sounds like you need ComuniJet.

When you are vacuuming I assume you get ick on you… all over you! But I don’t because I use the world’s first combination vacuum cleaner and hand sanitiser. No mess, no fuss, with SanitiClean your house will be clean in exactly the same time as always, but you will be clean too!

What do you do when somebody not near you needs a bandage? Do you panic? Worry? Cry? Well I don’t because I use AeroPatch to deliver a bandage anywhere in the world by drone. I don’t know why you don’t have one?