Do you sometimes need to print things and saw things at the same time? Of course you do, and if you don’t have a bit of a look at yourself. With PrintSaw suddenly doing these two things takes half the time (or the same amount of time as doing just one activity). Get yours today.

Do you use the same passwords over and over again. Would you like to use a password manager but worry about what would happen if all your passwords got stolen. Does that thought make you sweat? Well then you need my combination Password Manager and Fan… PassFan! You’d be Fool!sh1 not to.

Do you sometimes have to do the washing up and read an important paper or book at the same time? Are you always late with your homework or your household chores or both? Then get the Wash And Read today it will mean you are done in half the time.

Are you a government looking to invest in vital infrastructure… then you need WashRide a new kind of bus where passengers can also wash their clothes… it is innovations like this that the modern voter wants so buy a fleet of WashRides… today!

Is your desk a boring normal one that just sits in the corner of the room? Would it surprise you to learn that my desk is also a boat? That’s right with DeskAfloat you can have a desk, a boat… or the best of both worlds a desk you can work on as you float gently down stream.

Do you need a combination nightlight to keep you safe at night and portable speaker to keep you boogieing (also potentially at night but alternatively in the day)? Then you need SafeSound it keeps you safe and sound as a pound (although the price is slightly higher than 1 pound).

Do you need to repair things? Important disclaimer: I’m talking about clothes not relationships here. If it is clothes then StitchBond is the perfect tool for you, if it is relationships then you’ll have to go and talk to somebody else.

Do you enjoy washing up so much you think people should sell tickets to watch you do it? Or do you hate washing up so much that you wish people would buy tickets to do your washing up for you? Then you need DishTicket which isn’t really about having anyone around, but makes washing up so fun you’ll wish it was.

Do you want to hear music almost at the same time as you comb your hair? Of course you do, that’s why you need my combination Harmonica and Comb the HarmoComb as soon as possible.

Do you need news everywhere you go? I bet you look at your phone for such things, I don’t because I have my news built into my shirt. Get NewsWear today!