How do you know when you have enough food on your plate? If you are using the old method of waiting until it starts spilling over the sides then let me tell you that is very wasteful. I used to do that… but now I use MeasurePlate which is a plate with measurements on it. Simple as that!

Do you often find the need to rub out quite large mistakes at the same time as the need to transport an infant? It might seem like quite a niche requirement, but a) GlideErase is definitely the best way to do both and b) once you have one, you’ll find it comes up a lot more than you might think.

Do you sometimes forget the best ideas that you come up with while having a hot drink? Of course you do… but I don’t because my mug is also a white board. Get your WhiteBrew now!

Do you get wet when it rains? Of course you do… but I don’t because I have DrySmile… just brush your teeth and get all day protection from the rain… If you don’t get DrySmile then don’t come crying to me when you get wet… your tears will just bounce off me.

Introducing the ultimate way to relax… It’s called drawing. You might be drawing using old fashioned methods, but not me… I’m using the SketchSeat… with a pencil so big it forms part of the structure of the seat. Get yours today!

CalmiPaper is revolutionary paper that works just like normal paper, and if you are in 7% of the population, then it will also make you feel calmer, although it won’t actually solve the problems that are stressing you out. Get CalmiPaper today and hope you are either in the 7% of the population, or that the anxiety inducing situation has cleared itself up by the time the paper arrives.

Are you sick of composing music on an instrument and then having to remember what you composed and write it down later? Is there a way you can convince yourself that this is the main reason you don’t compose music? Your problem is solved with FluTonePen. A combination flute and pen which allows you to write while you compose.

Do you wish you had Satnav everywhere you go, without having to look at it. Now with GuideJacket your jacket will literally tell you where to go, by flashing the indicators built into each sleeve. Not only is that great for you, but also for other pavement users. Stop crashing into people while walking and get your GuideJacket today!

Do you sometimes need to print things and saw things at the same time? Of course you do, and if you don’t have a bit of a look at yourself. With PrintSaw suddenly doing these two things takes half the time (or the same amount of time as doing just one activity). Get yours today.

Do you use the same passwords over and over again. Would you like to use a password manager but worry about what would happen if all your passwords got stolen. Does that thought make you sweat? Well then you need my combination Password Manager and Fan… PassFan! You’d be Fool!sh1 not to.