ntroducing the ultimate way to relax… It’s called drawing. You might be drawing using old fashioned methods, but not me… I’m using the SketchSeat… with a pencil so big it forms part of the structure of the seat. Get yours today!

CalmiPaper is revolutionary paper that works just like normal paper, and if you are in 7% of the population, then it will also make you feel calmer, although it won’t actually solve the problems that are stressing you out. Get CalmiPaper today and hope you are either in the 7% of the population, or that the anxiety inducing situation has cleared itself up by the time the paper arrives.

Are you sick of composing music on an instrument and then having to remember what you composed and write it down later? Is there a way you can convince yourself that this is the main reason you don’t compose music? Your problem is solved with FluTonePen. A combination flute and pen which allows you to write while you compose.

Do you wish you had Satnav everywhere you go, without having to look at it. Now with GuideJacket your jacket will literally tell you where to go, by flashing the indicators built into each sleeve. Not only is that great for you, but also for other pavement users. Stop crashing into people while walking and get your GuideJacket today!

Do you sometimes need to print things and saw things at the same time? Of course you do, and if you don’t have a bit of a look at yourself. With PrintSaw suddenly doing these two things takes half the time (or the same amount of time as doing just one activity). Get yours today.

Do you use the same passwords over and over again. Would you like to use a password manager but worry about what would happen if all your passwords got stolen. Does that thought make you sweat? Well then you need my combination Password Manager and Fan… PassFan! You’d be Fool!sh1 not to.

Do you sometimes have to do the washing up and read an important paper or book at the same time? Are you always late with your homework or your household chores or both? Then get the Wash And Read today it will mean you are done in half the time.

Are you a government looking to invest in vital infrastructure… then you need WashRide a new kind of bus where passengers can also wash their clothes… it is innovations like this that the modern voter wants so buy a fleet of WashRides… today!

Is your desk a boring normal one that just sits in the corner of the room? Would it surprise you to learn that my desk is also a boat? That’s right with DeskAfloat you can have a desk, a boat… or the best of both worlds a desk you can work on as you float gently down stream.

Do you need a combination nightlight to keep you safe at night and portable speaker to keep you boogieing (also potentially at night but alternatively in the day)? Then you need SafeSound it keeps you safe and sound as a pound (although the price is slightly higher than 1 pound).