The Weekly Report

The internet is acting up again, and Clint Coley (@clintcoley) and Jasmine Burton (@finessquire) are here to break down the sheer madness on this week’s episode of The Weekly Report!

First up, the duo reacts to Enes Kanter’s wild claims about making a jump to the WNBA—Clint has thoughts on the sports logistics, while Jasmine questions the entire premise.

Then, they dive into a 50th birthday party that turned into a full-blown self-wedding. Is it ultimate self-love, or did someone just really want a tiered cake and registry gifts?Later in the show:

• The Grim Reaper at the Hospital: A guy gets arrested for haunting hospital grounds in full costume—harmless stunt or absolute menace behavior?
• Spider-Man Saves the Summer: How Spider-Man single-handedly revived the summer blockbuster experience and got everyone back into movie theaters.
• Drake’s Toronto Influencer Dinner: Drake hosted an exclusive dinner for local creators, and the hosts dissect who got the invite, who got snubbed, and the social media fallout that followed.

Follow the hosts on Instagram: @clintcoley & @finessquireGrab your seat at the table—it’s time for The Weekly Report!

This week on The Weekly Report, Clint Coley and comedian Jasmine Burton are back to break down the wild headlines you missed while trying to mind your business!

• Diddy Shaves Time Off His Sentence: Diddy managed to get about a month chopped off his federal prison sentence. Jasmine gives the legal breakdown on how prison credits actually work, while Clint asks the real question: What is he doing in there to get good behavior points so fast?!
• Ms. Rachel in the Hot Seat: The internet’s favorite toddler-whisperer, Ms. Rachel, is facing viral backlash. Is the internet overreacting, or did the children's host step into something she wasn't ready for? Clint and Jasmine dive into why nobody is cancelling Ms. Rachel.
• NYC Mayor Talks Reparations: The Mayor of New York City is officially putting reparations back on the table. Clint is already calculating his payout, but Jasmine brings everyone back to reality to talk policy, logistics, and whether a check is ever actually coming.

Grab your coffee (or your favorite drink) and tap in for the laughs, the legal takes, and the realest conversation on the internet!Follow the Hosts:

• Clint Coley: @clintcoley
• Jasmine Burton: @finessesquire

This week on The Weekly Report, Clint Coley and Jasmine Burton are breaking down a wild, historical week of news, culture, and billionaire status.

First, the duo reacts to the news of South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham passing away. This naturally pivots into Clint laying out his highly specific, hilariously detailed blueprint for exactly how he wants to be remembered, celebrated, and buried (hint: no boring funerals allowed).

Meanwhile, Mitch McConnell is back on his feet and trying to show the world he’s doing just fine. Plus, Elon Musk makes history by officially becoming the world's first trillionaire—even if it's only for a hot minute.

 And finally, Clint and Jasmine discuss Jay-Z shutting down Yankee Stadium for his massive, guest-packed anniversary shows, proving once again why Hov is in a league of his own.

Welcome back to another chaotic, hilarious episode of the Weekly Report Podcast with Jasmine Burton and Clint Coley! 😂 Drop a comment below and let us know your thoughts on today’s topics!
This week, things start off rocky because Jasmine completely forgot Clint’s birthday. Can this co-host relationship be saved, or is it over? 💀 Plus, we’re diving into the internet's favorite viral moments, Hollywood updates, and major music news.
In this episode, we discuss:

• 🎂 The Ultimate Betrayal: Jasmine forgets Clint's birthday (and the fallout is real).
• 💇‍♂️ Relationship Goals? Jay-Z gets his hair taken care of by Beyoncé.
• 🤠 Toy Story 5: Do we actually need another sequel, or is Pixar doing too much?
• 🎵 Music Icons: Dissecting the latest industry news surrounding Clive Davis.
• 🧠 Real Talk: Lil Nas X courageously opens up about coming out as bipolar.

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Welcome back to The Weekly Report with Clint Coley and Jasmine Burton! 🎙️✨ We are breaking down the biggest stories in sports, pop culture, politics, and business that have everyone talking this week. Drop your thoughts in the live chat and let’s get into it!

👇 TODAY’S AGENDA 👇

🏆 THE KNICKS DID IT! After a grueling 53-year drought, the New York Knicks have captured the NBA Championship, taking down the Spurs in 5 games! We discuss Jalen Brunson’s legendary Finals MVP run and what this historic moment truly means to the city of New York and the world's most passionate fanbase.📺 
POWER BOOK III: RAISING KANAN IS BACK! The hit Starz series returns. We dive into the premiere, what to expect from Kanan's dark trajectory this season, and whether the franchise is still holding its crown.

⚽ 2026 FIFA WORLD CUP HOST BACKLASH: The World Cup is officially underway, but the critics are being loud. We’re debating why many feel America is failing as a host country—from logistical nightmares to cultural disconnects. Is it really a disaster?

🎂 DONALD TRUMP TURNS 80 AT UFC: The former President celebrated his milestone 80th birthday with a massive appearance at the latest UFC event. We break down the crowd reaction, the political optics, and the intersection of sports entertainment and politics.

🏛️ THE KENNEDY CENTER NAME REMOVAL: After an intense legal battle and a federal court order, crews officially stripped Donald Trump’s name off the facade of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts this weekend. We dive into the drama behind this historic rollback.

🍿 HOLLYWOOD RE-SHAPED: The Department of Justice just officially greenlit Paramount Skydance’s massive $110 billion acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery. What does this mega-merger mean for your favorite streaming services, movie franchises, and the future of entertainment?

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Welcome to the very first official episode of The Weekly Report. Clint and Jas are hitting the ground running, cutting through the noise to bring you the realest debrief on the stories completely dominating your timeline this week.This week, the hosts dive into a packed lineup:

• The Clash of the Finals: The NBA Finals are heating up, but they’ve hit a major cultural roadblock—clashing with the premiere of Love Island. Clint and Jas break down the ultimate battle for screen time and where the culture's loyalty truly lies.
• Dr. Umar’s FDMG Academy: The internet’s favorite Pan-African psychologist is making headlines again with updates on his school. Is the vision finally manifesting, or is the timeline just doing what it does best? The hosts unpack the latest.
• The Battle for Los Angeles: The LA mayoral primary results just shook up the city. With incumbent Karen Bass heading into a fierce runoff against progressive Nithya Raman, Clint and Jas break down what this political shakeup means for the city, the culture, and the streets.

It’s the debut episode you can’t afford to miss. No filters, no corporate talking points—just the definitive report.Hit subscribe, leave a 5-star review, and lock in every Tuesday.

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