Worst USP ever?

We've got it.

And we share it with you.

Just so you can avoid it like a fat bloke avoids a treadmill.

We're good like that, y'know?

We've also got Bunham on his rooftop terrace (the one with the "beautiful" view over Portsmouth, FFS 🙄) pretending to be living the "Internet laptop lifestyle".

Pretentious twonk.

In between all that, you'll hear about Adam (more cash in his bank than he's had for 30 years after taking my advice), and the simplest possible way to break down your marketing and promotion so even Bunham can understand it.

Then, if you want more of what you see in our podcast you can help yourself to a copy of my book, The Well-Fed Freelancer, where we go into more depth on the topics we speak about here.

It's just £5 and has a lifetime double your money back + pizza guarantee.

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Not only do you get The Well-Fed Freelancer, but you also get 9 bonuses in The Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever.

AND...

For any reason (or no reason at all), if you decide you don't like it, you have our DOUBLE your money back + a pizza guarantee.

And you can keep the Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever and everything else you may have downloaded.

The book's here:

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Today... it's a man in tights again (complete with long hair and an admitted preference for white whine).

But we move beyond clothes, hair, and homo-drink shaming and begin delving deeply into the murky depths of spreadsheets and just how savage a 10% cut in price can be to your profits (and ya can't argue with the numbers).

You'll also discover the little known secret about The EBG and his love of spreadsheets.

Then, if you want more of what you see in our podcast you can help yourself to a copy of my book, The Well-Fed Freelancer, where we go into more depth on the topics we speak about here.

It's just £5 and has a lifetime double your money back + pizza guarantee.

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Not only do you get The Well-Fed Freelancer, but you also get 9 bonuses in The Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever.

AND...

For any reason (or no reason at all), if you decide you don't like it, you have our DOUBLE your money back + a pizza guarantee.

And you can keep the Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever and everything else you may have downloaded.

The book's here:

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

When he finally bothered to turn up, Bunham was full of excuses and claims about all the "work" he's been doing.

Lies.

He was actually struggling with his tights.

Anyway, the lads eventually got down to business, and in today's episode you will discover why Victoria's Secret went bust, why The EBG is apparently "literally a Nazi", and why there's dissent and turmoil among the ranks of the autistics.

Then, if you want more of what you see in our podcast you can help yourself to a copy of my book, The Well-Fed Freelancer, where we go into more depth on the topics we speak about here.

It's just £5 and has a lifetime double your money back + pizza guarantee.

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Not only do you get The Well-Fed Freelancer, but you also get 9 bonuses in The Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever.

AND...

For any reason (or no reason at all), if you decide you don't like it, you have our DOUBLE your money back + a pizza guarantee.

And you can keep the Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever and everything else you may have downloaded.

The book's here:

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Once more we have Benham cross-dressing in his tights.

Why is my life like this?

WHY IS MY LIFE LIKE THIS?

Let's not even start on The EBG "windmilling" on Facetime in Dublin.

OK. Change the subject. 😬

So...

... most of your time and effort is wasted.

Don't believe me?

Then tune in and I'll prove it to you.

Then, if you want more of what you see in our podcast you can help yourself to a copy of my book, The Well-Fed Freelancer, where we go into more depth on the topics we speak about here.

It's just £5 and has a lifetime double your money back + pizza guarantee.

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Not only do you get The Well-Fed Freelancer, but you also get 9 bonuses in The Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever.

AND...

For any reason (or no reason at all), if you decide you don't like it, you have our DOUBLE your money back + a pizza guarantee.

And you can keep the Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever and everything else you may have downloaded.

The book's here:

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Today we discover Bunham wears tights.

He's literally a gusset away from wearing stockings.

I swear I am not making this up.

He reckons it's because he's "going for a run", but anyone who knows him knows it's because he's a rampant cross-dressing poofta.

Anyhoo... if you can bear to.. tune in to today's episode and pay attention to The EBG as he gives you a foolproof plan to a million Groat business (no exaggeration).

Then, if you want more of what you see in our podcast you can help yourself to a copy of my book, The Well-Fed Freelancer, where we go into more depth on the topics we speak about here.

It's just £5 and has a lifetime double your money back + pizza guarantee.

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Not only do you get The Well-Fed Freelancer, but you also get 9 bonuses in The Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever.

AND...

For any reason (or no reason at all), if you decide you don't like it, you have our DOUBLE your money back + a pizza guarantee.

And you can keep the Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever and everything else you may have downloaded.

The book's here:

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Onlyfans... I was today years old when I learned about this website.

Epic. What a time to be alive.

Apparently Bunham's "friend" told him all about it: how it works, what it does, and how much it all costs.

Uh-huh. 

Your "friend", eh?

Once that's out the way you can settle in, put your feet up, and listen to The EBG giving you what amounts to the keys to the kingdom (hint: if you want to create a premium offer for your biz, then this is the way to do it).

Then, if you want more of what you see in our podcast you can help yourself to a copy of my book, The Well-Fed Freelancer, where we go into more depth on the topics we speak about here.

It's just £5 and has a lifetime double your money back + pizza guarantee.

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Not only do you get The Well-Fed Freelancer, but you also get 9 bonuses in The Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever.

AND...

For any reason (or no reason at all), if you decide you don't like it, you have our DOUBLE your money back + a pizza guarantee.

And you can keep the Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever and everything else you may have downloaded.

The book's here:

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Today you'll discover Bunham's soft, vulnerable fluffy inner cuddle-bunny. 

Some of us seek fame and fortune; some of us seek greatness within ourselves, a sense of accomplishment even if it goes unnoticed and unacknowledged by the world at large.

Bunham?

He just wants to be held.

Once we stop laughing and get on to the serious business of business, you'll get some stellar advice on how to dramatically improve your life in 10 minutes for just £10. No kidding. 

Then, if you want more of what you see in our podcast you can help yourself to a copy of my book, The Well-Fed Freelancer, where we go into more depth on the topics we speak about here.

It's just £5 and has a lifetime double your money back + pizza guarantee.

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Not only do you get The Well-Fed Freelancer, but you also get 9 bonuses in The Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever.

AND...

For any reason (or no reason at all), if you decide you don't like it, you have our DOUBLE your money back + a pizza guarantee.

And you can keep the Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever and everything else you may have downloaded.

The book's here:

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

So... at last, we have the tale of the biggest elephant in the room EVER.

Imagine... visitor to your house has explosive diarrhea not ten feet from where everyone's sitting and no one... NO ONE says a word.

This. Actually. Happened.

Listen in, and The EBG will tell you all about it.

You'll also learn some new stuff about Tom Jones, gussets, and how to dramatically improve your sales figures.

Then, if you want more of what you see in our podcast you can help yourself to a copy of my book, The Well-Fed Freelancer, where we go into more depth on the topics we speak about here.

It's just £5 and has a lifetime double your money back + pizza guarantee.

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Not only do you get The Well-Fed Freelancer, but you also get 9 bonuses in The Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever.

AND...

For any reason (or no reason at all), if you decide you don't like it, you have our DOUBLE your money back + a pizza guarantee.

And you can keep the Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever and everything else you may have downloaded.

The book's here:

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

So... at last, we have the tale of the biggest elephant in the room EVER.

Imagine... visitor to your house has explosive diarrhea not ten feet from where everyone's sitting and no one... NO ONE says a word.

This. Actually. Happened.

Listen in, and The EBG will tell you all about it.

You'll also learn some new stuff about Tom Jones, gussets, and how to dramatically improve your sales figures.

Then, if you want more of what you see in our podcast you can help yourself to a copy of my book, The Well-Fed Freelancer, where we go into more depth on the topics we speak about here.

It's just £5 and has a lifetime double your money back + pizza guarantee.

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Not only do you get The Well-Fed Freelancer, but you also get 9 bonuses in The Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever.

AND...

For any reason (or no reason at all), if you decide you don't like it, you have our DOUBLE your money back + a pizza guarantee.

And you can keep the Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever and everything else you may have downloaded.

The book's here:

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

In today's surreal episode Benham reveals (quite unnecessarily to my mind) exactly why he takes a knife and fork to his own turds, and the secret sauce he has leaking out of his derriere.

Hey, I don't make the stories up. I just tell 'em.

You'll also get a glimpse into a profoundly different way of selling, one guaranteed to make charging premium prices and getting lifelong happy customers and clients a given.

Then, if you want more of what you see in our podcast you can help yourself to a copy of my book, The Well-Fed Freelancer, where we go into more depth on the topics we speak about here.

It's just £5 and has a lifetime double your money back + pizza guarantee.

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Not only do you get The Well-Fed Freelancer, but you also get 9 bonuses in The Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever.

AND...

For any reason (or no reason at all), if you decide you don't like it, you have our DOUBLE your money back + a pizza guarantee.

And you can keep the Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever and everything else you may have downloaded.

The book's here:

https://wellfedfreelancer.com