In today's somewhat meandering episode you will discover a new word for Connor, what REALLY happened to Madeleine McCann, and how badly The EBG can butcher a perfectly good joke about nuns, car tyres, and oral sex.

Amid the filth, there's also the occasional gem about marketing and selling at higher prices (you'll also hear about the plumber who's had his best month ever from his new showroom — £25k net profit — despite COVID and not being allowed to have clients in the damned thing).

Then, if you want more of what you see in our podcast you can help yourself to a copy of my book, The Well-Fed Freelancer, where we go into more depth on the topics we speak about here.

It's just £5 and has a lifetime double your money back + pizza guarantee.

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Not only do you get The Well-Fed Freelancer, but you also get 9 bonuses in The Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever.

AND...

For any reason (or no reason at all), if you decide you don't like it, you have our DOUBLE your money back + a pizza guarantee.

And you can keep the Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever and everything else you may have downloaded.

The book's here:

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Ever wondered if you were a "little bit autistic"?

If you have, then you're not.

Why?

The EBG reveals all, in the way only The EBG can.

You'll also discover what a MILF in her little black number at the local nightclub has to do with your business, and what no one but your spouse and mother cares about (but what most tradesmen seem to think is something clients want).

Then, if you want more of what you see in our podcast you can help yourself to a copy of my book, The Well-Fed Freelancer, where we go into more depth on the topics we speak about here.

It's just £5 and has a lifetime double your money back + pizza guarantee.

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Not only do you get The Well-Fed Freelancer, but you also get 9 bonuses in The Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever.

AND...

For any reason (or no reason at all), if you decide you don't like it, you have our DOUBLE your money back + a pizza guarantee.

And you can keep the Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever and everything else you may have downloaded.

The book's here:

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Ever wondered why salad cream is the vilest and most disgusting substance on this or any other planet?

No?

Well... you're in for a treat because The EBG has the answer.

The boys will also be sharing their wisdom with you on sales — specifically how to make more of them, streamline the whole process, and get more "yesses" by saying "no".

Everyone is aware they can’t deliver top quality, the best service, and the lowest price at the same time...

... but what they DON'T know how to do is convey this effectively and reliably to their prospective clients.

So they assume it’s an intractable problem, give up and assume they have to try to achieve the impossible, and slash their prices (to EVERYONE’s detriment).

Thing is... I can share with you how to convey this message and how to get your clients to fall into line. I’ve been doing it AND teaching it to guys and gals just like you for more than a decade.

Then, if you want more of what you see in our podcast you can help yourself to a copy of my book, The Well-Fed Freelancer, where we go into more depth on the topics we speak about here.

It's just £5 and has a lifetime double your money back + pizza guarantee.

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Not only do you get The Well-Fed Freelancer, but you also get 9 bonuses in The Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever.

AND...

For any reason (or no reason at all), if you decide you don't like it, you have our DOUBLE your money back + a pizza guarantee.

And you can keep the Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever and everything else you may have downloaded.

The book's here:

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

In today's episode, we're talking about... OK, laughing derisively at Bunham's crap hairstyle, a monstrosity just a flick away from a mullet. All the man needs is a wife-beater and he'll be our very own chav.

Aside from the madness we did find some time to talk biz, and if you listen carefully, make notes, and do as we tell you, I guarantee your sales conversion rates (and the prices you can command) will go through the roof.  

Everyone is aware they can’t deliver top quality, the best service, and the lowest price at the same time...

... but what they DON'T know how to do is convey this effectively and reliably to their prospective clients.

So they assume it’s an intractable problem, give up and assume they have to try to achieve the impossible, and slash their prices (to EVERYONE’s detriment).

Thing is... I can share with you how to convey this message and how to get your clients to fall into line. I’ve been doing it AND teaching it to guys and gals just like you for more than a decade.

It’s simple, it’s relatively easy, and it’s as reliable and predictable as clockwork.

Then, if you want more of what you see in our podcast you can help yourself to a copy of my book, The Well-Fed Freelancer, where we go into more depth on the topics we speak about here.

It's just £5 and has a lifetime double your money back + pizza guarantee.

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Not only do you get The Well-Fed Freelancer, but you also get 9 bonuses in The Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever.

AND...

For any reason (or no reason at all), if you decide you don't like it, you have our DOUBLE your money back + a pizza guarantee.

And you can keep the Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever and everything else you may have downloaded.

The book's here:

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Grubby, tarnished, and about as welcome as a dose of the clap.

What's that?

Bunham?

Nope.

I'm talking about SALES.

Cuz that's exactly how most people see it.

But sales is a necessary, desirable, and HONOURABLE skill every subcontractor needs under their belt if they want to have the successful business they deserve.

Why do I say this?

Listen to this episode and I'll tell you.

Everyone is aware they can’t deliver top quality, the best service, and the lowest price at the same time...

... but what they DON'T know how to do is convey this effectively and reliably to their prospective clients.

So they assume it’s an intractable problem, give up and assume they have to try to achieve the impossible, and slash their prices (to EVERYONE’s detriment).

Thing is... I can share with you how to convey this message and how to get your clients to fall into line. I’ve been doing it AND teaching it to guys and gals just like you for more than a decade.

It’s simple, it’s relatively easy, and it’s as reliable and predictable as clockwork.

Then, if you want more of what you see in our podcast you can help yourself to a copy of my book, The Well-Fed Freelancer, where we go into more depth on the topics we speak about here.

It's just £5 and has a lifetime double your money back + pizza guarantee.

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Not only do you get The Well-Fed Freelancer, but you also get 9 bonuses in The Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever.

AND...

For any reason (or no reason at all), if you decide you don't like it, you have our DOUBLE your money back + a pizza guarantee.

And you can keep the Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever and everything else you may have downloaded.

The book's here:

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Lordy... The EBG was on form today, waxing lyrical and angry about idiot "gurus" and their unwitting pop-psychology paradoxes.

And in between rants the boys had a thing or two to say about how to ensure you get paid, get paid in full, and get paid 100% of the time.

Miss this episode at your peril.

Everyone is aware they can’t deliver top quality, the best service, and the lowest price at the same time...

... but what they DON'T know how to do is convey this effectively and reliably to their prospective clients.

So they assume it’s an intractable problem, give up and assume they have to try to achieve the impossible, and slash their prices (to EVERYONE’s detriment).

Thing is... I can share with you how to convey this message and how to get your clients to fall into line. I’ve been doing it AND teaching it to guys and gals just like you for more than a decade.

It’s simple, it’s relatively easy, and it’s as reliable and predictable as clockwork.

Then, if you want more of what you see in our podcast you can help yourself to a copy of my book, The Well-Fed Freelancer, where we go into more depth on the topics we speak about here.

It's just £5 and has a lifetime double your money back + pizza guarantee.

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Not only do you get The Well-Fed Freelancer, but you also get 9 bonuses in The Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever.

AND...

For any reason (or no reason at all), if you decide you don't like it, you have our DOUBLE your money back + a pizza guarantee.

And you can keep the Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever and everything else you may have downloaded.

The book's here:

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Is it a bird?

Is it a plane?

Is it a theory or a hypothesis?

Nope. It's a scientifically illiterate load of tosh.

And then... if your competitors are cutting their prices and playing the business equivalent of playground fisticuffs by inviting you to a price war...

... take a deep breath, listen to The EBG and you'll be fine (and not poor).

Discover the EASY way to make every sale at full price, rate, or fee and leave price-cutting and discounts to your "busy fool" competitors…

Then, if you want more of what you see in our podcast you can help yourself to a copy of my book, The Well-Fed Freelancer, where we go into more depth on the topics we speak about here.

It's just £5 and has a lifetime double your money back + pizza guarantee.

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Not only do you get The Well-Fed Freelancer, but you also get 9 bonuses in The Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever.

AND...

For any reason (or no reason at all), if you decide you don't like it, you have our DOUBLE your money back + a pizza guarantee.

And you can keep the Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever and everything else you may have downloaded.

The book's here:

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

In today's manic episode you'll discover the easy way to see you're undercharging, the frightening truth about what happens if you fail to raise your prices for too long, and exactly why The EBG thinks Social Justice Warriors should either toddle off to Saudi Arabia and spew their nonsense, or be taken out and shot, buried in a shallow grave, dug up a week later, shot a second time just to make sure, and then fed to the dogs.

Discover the EASY way to make every sale at full price, rate, or fee and leave price-cutting and discounts to your "busy fool" competitors…

Then, if you want more of what you see in our podcast you can help yourself to a copy of my book, The Well-Fed Freelancer, where we go into more depth on the topics we speak about here.

It's just £5 and has a lifetime double your money back + pizza guarantee.

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Not only do you get The Well-Fed Freelancer, but you also get 9 bonuses in The Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever.

AND...

For any reason (or no reason at all), if you decide you don't like it, you have our DOUBLE your money back + a pizza guarantee.

And you can keep the Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever and everything else you may have downloaded.

The book's here:

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Ever wondered what The EBG regards most coaches as a stain on the gusset of humanity?

If you have, then you’ll love today’s Episode because he’s telling you exactly WHY this is.

You’ll also discover the only three ways to grow your profits and why virtually everyone always chooses the two hardest and most unsure ways of doing it (clue: they’re spineless and yellow-bellied).

Everyone is aware they can’t deliver top quality, the best service, and the lowest price at the same time...

... but what they DON'T know how to do is convey this effectively and reliably to their prospective clients.

So they assume it’s an intractable problem, give up and assume they have to try to achieve the impossible, and slash their prices (to EVERYONE’s detriment).

Thing is... I can share with you how to convey this message and how to get your clients to fall into line. I’ve been doing it AND teaching it to guys and gals just like you for more than a decade.

It’s simple, it’s relatively easy, and it’s as reliable and predictable as clockwork.

Then, if you want more of what you see in our podcast you can help yourself to a copy of my book, The Well-Fed Freelancer, where we go into more depth on the topics we speak about here.

It's just £5 and has a lifetime double your money back + pizza guarantee.

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Not only do you get The Well-Fed Freelancer, but you also get 9 bonuses in The Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever.

AND...

For any reason (or no reason at all), if you decide you don't like it, you have our DOUBLE your money back + a pizza guarantee.

And you can keep the Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever and everything else you may have downloaded.

The book's here:

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Today we kick off with Poundland dildos (yours for a fiver), and an eye-opening selection of the world’s most expensive sex toys (including a $1.3 million vibrator).

The point?

You can choose to sell cheapo dildos to Wayne and Waynetta, or you can cruise with the Elite and their bottomless pockets and insatiable sexual appetites. And if YOU won’t sell to the high end of your market, then someone else will.

The best thing of all?

Raising your prices is SO easy anyone can do it, everyone should, but most are too scared (you’ll hear Benham share how he quadrupled his and how The EBG added 50% to his with a simple slip of the keyboard).

Everyone is aware they can’t deliver top quality, the best service, and the lowest price at the same time...

... but what they DON'T know how to do is convey this effectively and reliably to their prospective clients.

So they assume it’s an intractable problem, give up and assume they have to try to achieve the impossible, and slash their prices (to EVERYONE’s detriment).

Thing is... I can share with you how to convey this message and how to get your clients to fall into line. I’ve been doing it AND teaching it to guys and gals just like you for more than a decade.

It’s simple, it’s relatively easy, and it’s as reliable and predictable as clockwork.

Then, if you want more of what you see in our podcast you can help yourself to a copy of my book, The Well-Fed Freelancer, where we go into more depth on the topics we speak about here.

It's just £5 and has a lifetime double your money back + pizza guarantee.

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Not only do you get The Well-Fed Freelancer, but you also get 9 bonuses in The Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever.

AND...

For any reason (or no reason at all), if you decide you don't like it, you have our DOUBLE your money back + a pizza guarantee.

And you can keep the Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever and everything else you may have downloaded.

The book's here:

https://wellfedfreelancer.com