The West Virginia Surf Report!

In this one, I tell you about our big multi-day adventure getting the younger boy moved into his dorm at Temple University. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one, I tell you about three things that are stressing me out right now (my car is broke, the younger boy is moving out, and there's no clear path to paradise), then launch into a longish discussion about the best fast food bang for the buck. All of this, and I share another call from Ian in Scotland. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

In this one, recorded while driving to work on Interstate 81, I tell you about a gut-wrenching conference call I participated in last week, jumping to conclusions, how I got caught snapping pictures of a guy at a beer store, those cables we used to drive over at gas stations that caused a bell to ring, my crossing of the haircut threshold, people who suppress their sneezes, and the constant continual grindage we hear at our house. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

In this one, I talk about the apocalyptic heat, the untimely demise of a favorite music magazine, my concerning response to a smoke alarm going off in the middle of the night, an update on our campaign to get the kids to help out more around the house, and my Regis Philbin-influenced attempt at deconstructing a chicken salad sandwich -- and making it interesting. All this and a couple of great calls from the hotline, from Ian and Eugene. Plus, a hilarious new song created for Producer Zipp's podcast. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!Check out Eugene's podcast: Wheeler's Dog.Check out Zipp's podcast: No Redeeming Qualities.Check out the creators of the Walrus Week song: Dompston Checks In.Check out the song itself: Walrus Weak.

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

In this one, I talk about the fake crowd noise they're using in Major League Baseball this year, the reason I've been beating myself up even more than usual lately, and one of my worst self-loathing jags from years ago and the lessons I learned from it. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

In this one, I tell you about a couple of things I did on Saturday for the first time in four months. It was super-exciting, my friends! I also share a preview of a great new radio play of some kind. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

Check out Bob and Zipp's "Beer Run" here. And their No Redeeming Qualities podcast wherever you get podcasts.

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

In this one, I talk about some rare technology that I think was BETTER in the 1970s and invite you guys to come up with others, the day I met Mickey Mantle, some other baseball legends I have known including the rudest of them all. All this and a great call from the hotline. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

In this one, I talk about the battered, beaten and bashed-in copy of Dawn of the Dead I recently purchased, Toney's ongoing trip to North (or is it South?) Carolina, watching The King of Staten Island with my kids, whether or not movie theaters will ever really return, my automatic (but temporary) dismissal of all technological advances, the two wildly different worlds I've lived in during my life, and the CB radio craze of the 1970s. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

In this one, I talk about the return of the humidity, my long-running love of receiving packages in the mail, the problems advertising spokesmen are having in today's climate, and a newspaper article I read warning us about "toilet plumes," the most ludicrous public bathroom I've encountered, some thoughts on the History Channel show 'Alone,' and our triumphant return to one of our favorite watering holes. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

In this one, I talk about how Major League Baseball is blowing it, right at a time we need them the most. I also propose three solid ideas to help "save" the game, talk about a little kid who might be Lou Gehrig reincarnated, and bitch about the heat. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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