Frank and Heather discuss the election even though they promised to provide a break from thinking about the election, and then they talk about drinking so much that they puke. Fun!

Frank and Heather discuss election anxiety, Johnny Depp, hot dogs, and Frank's mustache. 

Frank and Heather wish a very special lady a happy birthday, and share a dire warning from New Zealand. 

Frank and Heather discuss the Wives of the Deplorable Facebook group, and deep dive into a listener's upcoming date. Will he be the love of her life or will he drug her and throw her into the trunk of his car? Just like a swing state, it's a toss-up. 

Frank and Heather discuss the Dodgers, Trump's disaster in Omaha, and a listener who is looking for love. 

Frank and Heather discuss spousal murder, sinkholes, even worse sinkholes, and near death experiences. 

Frank and Heather make amends and discuss a terrible hayride accident, and a Felicity Huffman update. 

Frank and Heather discuss the presidential debate, the Criterion Collection, and really horrific parents. 

Frank and Heather discuss divorce messaging and the upcoming holiday season which is sure to be a huge bummer. 

Frank and Heather give you a quickie that will be over before the time it takes for you to get the results of your highly suspect rapid COVID test, because that's what has been going on today.