Frank and Heather discuss Aunt Becky and all the lovely options for her to explore in her fancy prison, Jared Kushner, and the accordion. 

Frank and Heather discuss patriotic education, Jim and Tammy Faye Baker, Teddy Mellencamp, Gwen and Blake, and stupid fights. 

Frank and Heather discuss junior high school, terrible teachers, Frank answers Joe's question about Pulp Fiction, they give Embassy Suites a free ad, plus a shoutout to Albuquerque. 

Frank and Heather discuss Chris Evans, Vanderbilt University, the Bible, RHOBH, Sam Waterston, and literature. You know, the usual.

Frank and Heather come up with an interesting way to use Pay-Per-View to save the Republic, and answer a listener question about music.

Frank and Heather make a phone call and tell you what to eat and drink because everything is bad and it's going to get much, much worse. 

Frank and Heather discuss the plight of the Trump cultist snowflakes and their anatomical parts, and provide a behind the scenes look at the podcast in answer to a question from the listener. 

Frank and Heather discuss the news that Donald Trump was caught saying he knew how bad the coronavirus would be, and how he has used the DOJ to prevent him from submitting a DNA sample in the case brought against him by E. Jean Carroll. 

Frank and Heather go way back to the olden days of the turkey vulture because he has returned. Also listeners keep asking questions, and they keep answering them.

Frank and Heather bemoan the sorry state of national affairs and whether Ryan Reynolds is the only one who can save us.