Frank and Heather discuss a news update from the Ozarks, Frank tells a story about the grotto at the Playboy Mansion and a handsy Hugh Hefner, and they talk about the vacuum cleaner. 

It's Memorial Day, time for Frank and Heather to talk about past wars, and for Heather to bust out some information she learned while chaperoning a fifth-grade field trip, and for Frank to relate something he sort of remembers reading. 

Frank and Heather spend ten minutes discussing how Frank needs to turn it around, making and receiving prank calls, and the grande dame of stage and screen Kitty Carlisle. Sorry Kitty.

Frank and Heather have reached the end of the week and they are fed up. They discuss Frank's adoration of Morrissey, his film Like Sunday, Like Rain, stories from Hoffa, Field of Dreams, and a listener wants to know about union rules for some reason. Then they get into a brief but existential discussion about what's up with God.

Frank and Heather discuss consent - its very important - Harry Styles, J Lo, and Amy Klobuchar. Also Heather cries. 

It has been a day. Please enjoy.

Frank and Heather discuss the Chicago Bulls, mowing the lawn, and divorce.

Frank and Heather spread fake news and go OFF on idiots including James Woods.

Frank and Heather are out of patience. Also they talk about the prom.

Frank and Heather discuss how Donald Trump is trying to kill all of us, how Fauci stole Frank's style, and Frank tells a story about The Doors.