The ‘What the Hey‘ Show for Millennials

Weeeeeeeeeee're back!

In this episode:
Box Media explains the world to you -- they oversimplify so you don't have to!
Fitness culture has a litigiousness problem!
Announcers should stick to the script!
Enjoy the episode! (you won't)

• (00:00) - Introducing: Box Media

Boxsplained
Box Media Announcer: Erin Suminsby
Extra Box Media Announcers: Jay Zadeh, Joe Diaco, Kris Brown, Grace Winpenny
Randos: Joe Diaco, Jay Zadeh
Boxsplained Host (nuclear power): Bex Zadeh
Nuclear Expert: Jay Zadeh
Main Nuclear Expert (Dr Burgess): Joe Diaco
Michael J Box: Karim C Kronfli
Boxsplained Host (Internet radicalism): Joe Diaco
Internet Expert (Dr Creswick): Grace Winpenny
Chase Logan: Ric Oldroyd
Boxsplained Host (psychedelics): Kris Brown
Mushroom Patient (Gina): Diana Helen Kennedy
Mushroom Doctor: Frank Guglielmelli
Mushroom Odyssey Narrator: Grace Winpenny
Box Media Interviewer: Erin Suminsby
Praying Child: Erin Suminsby

Deadlift Cafe
Brock Throng: Joe Diaco
Satisfied Customer 1: Aryn Hicks
Satisfied Customer 2: Jay Zadeh
Spectacle Court Announcer: Jay Zadeh
Judge Shanine Blaze: Aryn Hicks

Helicopter Cops
Announcer (Jason): Jay Zadeh
Cop 1: Erin Suminsby
Cop 2: Kris Brown
Director: Joe Diaco
Jason's Mother: Diana Helen Kennedy

Music by Joe Diaco, John Bartmann and Fesliyan Studios

Yes, this is being released on Halloween Monday, but this is not a Halloween special. No pumpkins, no monster movie kitsch: just the darkest batch of "comedy" sketches in WHSFM history. I'd skip this one if I were you.

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Credits:

The Intervention (0:08)
Samantha: Kaitie Bessette
Rick: Jared Hall
Marty: Frank Guglielmelli
Sandra: Erin Suminsby
Son: Joe Diaco

Ice Water (05:12)
Ed: Joe Diaco
Waitress: Kaitie Bessette
Shift supervisor: Erin Suminsby
Owner: Kris Brown
Franchise president: Aryn Hicks

Chef's Counter: Corn Dog Edition (11:38)
Crystal Blake: Erin Suminsby
Food Critics: Grace Winpenny, Jay Zadeh

The 'Goonies' Tape (17:07)
Andrew: Kris Brown
Dani: Samantha Stark
Chris: Joe Diaco
Spencer: Jay Zadeh

Poop On My Poop (20:46)
Written by Joe Diaco
Joe Diaco - Vocals, guitar, bass
Newscaster: Kris Brown, Grace Winpenny, Jay Zadeh, Erin Suminsby

Music by Fesliyan Studios

Chapters

• (00:00) - Disclaimer

The Dirtbag Liberation Army is in possession of a terrible weapon: a new episode "The 'What the Hey' Show for Millennials" which they are threatening to release if their demands are not met. We do not support negotiation with terrorists, but please: think of the children.

Unless the DLA is appeased, "Fecal-Oral Route-a-Toot-Toot!" will drop on Halloween Monday, available on all podcasting apps.

Music by Fesliyan Studios
Voices: Joe Diaco and Fiona Thraille 

Rejoice! We're back! It's Season Three!

In this month's episode: ASMR you ready to rrrrrrrrrrrrumble?! Election season is coming up! Three brewery bros brainstorm a bold and beautiful brew! A warrior travels back from the future to save humanity from its terrifying fate! And a man takes the law into his own hands!

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Credits:

ASMR Wars
Intense Announcer: Dashawn Byron (DB)
Quiet Announcer: Jay Zadeh
FuckKittenPurrPurrNJ: Erin Suminsby
Dean Fuentes: Teo Jansen
Judge 1: Erin Suminsby
Judge 2: Samantha Stark
Judge 3: Joe Diaco

Avocado Party
Jane Crample : Grace Winpenny
David Scrovny: Karim C Kronfli
Johnny Avocado: Joe Diaco

Craft, Not Crap!
Dave: Nick Arganbright
Chunk: Joe Diaco
Vic: Zach Smejkal
Voiceover: Mister Burns (Scott Lavalla)

The Lickanator
James: Zach Smejkal
Jill: Erin Suminsby
Julia: Samantha Stark
Victoria: Andriana Chobot
The Lickanator: Kris Brown

Litter Box Outlaw
Man: Jared Hall
Woman: Kaitie Bessette
Friend: Joe Diaco
Announcer: Jay Zadeh

Beyond Whisperdome
Extras: Diana Kennedy, Daniel French of Fishbonius Sound Design, Lesley Frey

Music by Joe Diaco, John Bartmann and Fesliyan Studios
Sound from http://www.freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/

Get excited for the Season Three premiere! Avocado Party: Beyond Whisperdome drops September 28th and will be available on all major podcasting platforms. Listen to it with your fuckbabies!

Announcing Season 3 of The 'What the Hey' Show for Millennials!

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Get stökt!

Now gather round people 
The young and the olde 
And listen: a tale of the Brave and the Bolde! 
Where past lives are bought and the future is solde 
The Legend of Wordo is about to be tolde…

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Credits:

All sketches written, directed, and produced by Joe Diaco

“The Legend of Wordo”
Written by Joe Diaco Performed by The Honey Badgers 
Reprise performed by Joe Diaco with bass guitar by Jay Zadeh

Wordo 
Narrator - Jay Zadeh 
Charles - Nick Arganbright 
John-O - Zach Smejkal 
Shirley - Samantha Stark

MYSACC 
Announcer - Erin Suminsby 
Addict - Joe Diaco

Dr Q
Dr Q - Joe Diaco 
Bunny Figg - Amélie Bouffard

RoboDate 
Leslie - Samantha Stark

No Music Radio 
DJ - Dashawn Byron (DB)

Spike Robinson: Space Explorer 
Announcer - Andriana Chobot

Spike Robinson - Adam Murciano

Lieutenant VanDerGraaf - Erin Suminsby 
Corporal Diamond - Joe Diaco 
Navigator MacMahon - Jay Zadeh 
The Entity - Nick Arganbright 
Emperor Shakalaka - Dashawn Byron (DB)

Additional Voices: Jay Zadeh, David Ian, John Bartmann, Emiliano Quintanar, James C Taylor, Andrea Richardson

Graphic design by Nate Venet

Licensed Music:

Ke02 by Keosz

Jerry by John Bartmann

Other music by Fesliyan Studios

It’s the war to end all wars! It’s: World War ‘Hey!’

In this month’s batch of comedy sketches: Nazis are stupid! Looking at pictures of fries all day isn’t suspicious at all! Spinach is a versatile crop! The ice age is over… or is it? And, to beat those nasty old Germans, FDR will have to form an alliance with a… not so friendly nation!

#buildbridges

#notbombs

#worldwarhey

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Credits:

All sketches written, directed, produced and mastered by Joe Diaco

Klaus und Heinrich (0:10)
Klaus - Kennedy Phillips  
Heinrich - Zach Smejkal

OnlyFries (4:44)
Girlfriend - Kaitie Bessette 
Boyfriend - Jared Hall 
Announcer - Samantha Stark 
Customer 1 - Joe Diaco 
Fry guy - David Ian     
Satisfied customer - Zach Smejkal

The Great Spinach Baking Show (7:49)
Announcer - Joe Diaco 
Host - Erin Suminsby 
Female judge - Jay Zadeh 
Male judge - Jay Zadeh 
James - Joe Diaco 
Holly - Samantha Stark 
Amanda - Kaitie Bessette

Ice Age (11:11)
NBA Announcer - Dashawn Byron (DB) 
Journalist - Joe Diaco 
Thaddosaurus Williams - Zach Smejkal 
PSA Announcer - Jay Zadeh 
Joel’s mother - Erin Suminsby 
Firing Squad host - Dashawn Byron (DB) 
Patrick Quinn - Jay Zadeh 
Noel Greeley - Joe Diaco 
Nadia O’Henry - Samantha Stark

Joe Steel (16:18)
President FDR - Joe Diaco 
Henry Stimson - Dashawn Byron (DB) 
Joe Steel - Joe Diaco

Crowd voices provided by: Marissa Cleroux, Nico Levesque, David Ian, Horton Patrick, James C Taylor, Martha Hirka 

Licensed music:

Vuluke Khall (Instrumental Version) by DJ Bootsie is licensed under a Attribution-NonCommercial 3.0 International License. 

Closing My Eyes for a Moment by Daniel Birch (www.danielbirchmusic.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)

https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Song of the Volga Boatmen Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Other music by Fesliyan Studios

Chapters

• (00:00) - Disclaimer

Coming on February 16.

#buildbridges

#notbombs

#worldwarhey

(music by Fesliyan Studios)

All that waiting and patience has finally paid off: Season Two is upon us!

In this episode: Casting Morgan Freeman comes with a catch! An ambitious entrepreneur pitches his bonkers-ass invention to a panel of celebrity investors! Prime Minister Jorris Barnson has an important announcement for the people of the UK! Finally, a solution for those days when your parts just aren’t jammy enough! And a man wakes up to find himself in The Void, face to face with a cabal of eldritch abominations!

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Credits:

All sketches written by Joe Diaco Editing, production, mixing and mastering by Joe Diaco

“Fire It Off”
Morgan Freeman - Dashawn Byron (DB) 
Director - Sam Finn Cutler 
Producer - Samantha Stark

“The Gorilla Cage” 
Announcer - Jay Zadeh 
Andrei - Joe Diaco 
Lucy - Andrea Richardson 
Wendy - Erin Suminsby 
Mark - Zach Smejkal 
Mr Superfantastic - Dashawn Byron (DB) 
Dawn - Samantha Stark

“Announcement from 10 Downing Street: Peppa Pig World” 
Announcer: Obie Dean 
Jorris Barnson: Joe Diaco

“The Pussy Funnel” 
Dawn - Samantha Stark 
Customer 1 - Andrea Richardson 
Customer 2 - Nadia Guillote-Qiu 
Customer 3 - Erin Suminsby

“The Great Old Ones” 
Blake Jansen - Joe Diaco 
Zargotep - Dashawn Byron (DB) 
Lamnotep - Kaitie Bessette 
Gorganzotep - Erin Suminsby

“Fucking Guy-ris” 
(Parody of “Iris” by the Goo Goo Dolls, written by John Rzeznik) 
Parody lyrics by Joe Diaco 
Jay Zadeh - lead vocals 
Lucas Tabshey - acoustic guitars, bass 
Joe Diaco - electric guitars

Licensed music:

Decisions Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Rising Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

There It Is Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Other music by Fesliyan Studios