Saturday life day: call divert test, dual-daily split so the house can hear itself, neck-mic rule locked, and the conductor chaos that made one overloaded show become two. Explicit.

Friday shop day at Ipswich Panel and Paint: bar vs bar end, aluminium guards, wrong-shop paint advice, Jimmy's bad intake, and Phone John Junior's French stress test. First IPP Daily under the split. Explicit.

John Senior quits the phones at Ipswich Panel and Paint. Formal resignation energy from a man who's only been on the line weeks but plays it like decades. First of the John dynasty. Explicit.

Comedy special. Twenty-seven calls, nine transfers, and the sacred three words every panel-shop robot eventually hears: speak to Matt now. Phone John pattern roast — public-safe, no names, no mobiles, no regos.

Music appendix to E20.5. The Quiet Man Of Yamba — song to music. No last names. Stu honoured.

Appendix after Include It In The Quotes. Easter in Yamba, Stu honoured, and the room had two men in it. Includes the song.

Appendix after Do You Remember Me. The question was scale — and the mortgage is the small thing.

Appendix after Time Blindness. He sent it — then forgot it the same way the box did. The reply is how he remembers.

Appendix after Nineteen To Thirty-Three. Promise lane — not staying in the empty paddock. Still grinding the same truck.

Appendix after Five Times. Not a roast — the man supplies the ending the panel didn't have. Close, reopen, caravan.