Casey and Dan get their asses, balls, heads and faces kicked in their respective martial arts classes.

A contemporary art gallery's exhibition and the horse that was involved... An FBI encounter about an alleged international art theft conspiracy... The pug and the balloon.

Dan describes a horrific car crash involving a Ferrari and a cow to a telemarketer.

Casey coughs his way through a train ride to Frankfurt for a corporate event. Dan gets sassed by his smart scale.

Dan goes for an evening run and jogs through a cloud of crack.

Dan buys cheese that is made with real cheese. Casey meets a German connection guy with no connections. Dan gears up for MMA.

This episode was recorded in December of 2025 but never aired. So for those of you who are already feeling nostalgic for Christmas, this is for you.

Casey talks about the Christmas party that his German taekwondo school put on. Things got a bit awkward.

Dan has an epic encounter with Javelinas.

Dan't paper route. Casey's airplane hookup.

Dan doesn't know Casey's birthday | Neither Casey nor Dan can guess people's ages | Dan does cowboy karaoke on Bourbon Street in New Orleans.