Casey's village has a party for the volunteer fire department. Dan dominates a raffle in Vegas and wins a platter for his chips.

It's a grab bag of stories that Casey dug up from the internet, including mishandled body parts, cocaine pigs and farts in jars.

Casey's volunteers to do a public taekwondo performance, despite not knowing yet what he is doing. Dan likes to watch the fight scenes and doesn't care about the romantic tension that has been building up between the witch and the warlock.

Dan pitches the civilisational benefits of marriage puppets and Casey talks Otters, their rockets, and the cute and slightly creepy pouches that they put them in.

Casey resumes Taekwondo after a fourty-one year break. Dan has a new therapist who's extra long nails might be deal breakers.

Casey fixes the internet. Dan has an accidental puppet experiment.

Dan made a ham radio with his 1980's teacher. Casey experiences a haunted hotel room or zombie prisoner during his stay in Darmstadt.

How many cakes is too many cakes for a grown-ass birthday boy? How many steps to Kevin Bacon's balls? 

Casey and Dan are on location at the Phoenix Swap Meet, perusing odd weapons, questionable clothing choices and interesting characters amongst a sea of gas generators.

During Casey's visit to Phoenix, he and Dan attended a Taekwondo class at the school that Casey attended when he was eight years old. They were able to interview the Master of the school, Master Peishan Kang, a 73 year old 7th degree black belt who charmed the doboks off of them.