Let’s pray Week 3 goes better than Week 2. However, there are many apparently lame games, including the classic crappy Cowboys-Giants MNF 🤢, and a fiery Texans-Bears (said no one). First up, some injury reports and updates [01:40] followed by our breakdown of Starts and Sits for every game:

27 seems to be a magic number this week with 5 teams scoring 27 on the week. In today’s episode, Milton recaps the Gridiron.Monks matchups in Kyler Murray’s 4 Minute Drill [02:05]. Week Two and we’re already plagued with injuries! The latest injury reports and updates at [06:00] before we dive into our review of every game and finish up with some Waiver Wire suggestions [01:07:16]:

Already time to look ahead to Week Two! First up, some injury reports and updates [1:25] followed by our breakdown of Week 2 Matchups including Starts and Sits for every game:

Our longest episode ever, and this is just the beginning . . . due to the amount of content and thirst from our listeners, we are now going with two monkasts per week! This first one is our flagship episode, and the second one will be Friday's Raw Unedited Looking Ahead episode. 

Everything We Saw In Week One:

New! Waiver Wire pickups [1:17:45]

Ohhh baby it's finally here! A day better than Christmas - that's right, it's the official kickoff of the 2022-2023 NFL season and we couldn't be more excited. This week, Milton breaks down his take on our company's mega fantasy bowl drafts  [01:30] before we head into the latest injury news reports [07:32], followed by Week 1 Matchups [16:40]:

Data, data, and so much data! the queen of data, Vivian breaks downs all the trends happening out there, to help us get ready for the best day of our lives: Draft Day! Now, some commissioners like Bloomberg set up their league's draft time and all in a record 30 minutes. Others are still struggling to even know how all this works. Wherever you may be on the journey to D-Day, we got you covered with news, trends, and data analysis. 

August is here, every day it smells more like football with training camps on! Fantasy football bozos overreacting to someone making an incredible catch or throw against men in shorts and no pads. But not us, we keep it real! And today, we will talk about our favorite topic. Yes . . . goofballs out there want them gone but not here! We will die in the line to defend our beloved kickers and defenses! And to prove our point, we dissect the best strategies to make you all more competitive in our gridiron.monks leagues, and beyond. 

The long-awaited talk about rookies is FINALLY here! Since the draft happened, Milton's been looking forward to all of Vivian's 2022 Class notes and insight. There are tons of golden nuggets here, so we strongly recommend you give this pod a listen. H*ck, we even reveal some of our strategies when drafting them rooks! In the words of David Bowie: They're absolute beginners but we absolutely love them.

50 days till kickoff and how do we celebrate this milestone? Well, with our 1st episode of season 4 of the F̶i̶r̶e̶w̶o̶o̶d̶ Gridiron.Monks! Vivian really went super-pro, a-la-Tom Brady, and created a vast Gantt Chart with this whole season scoped out till week 17—she's very positive the world will still exist by then! 

Missed the whole off-season circus? Milton sure did, and today we start off updating you on what every team did this offseason, so you all get a good bird's eye view of what good/dumb things all teams did!

So dive in and get ready, the show is about to begin . . .

[5:08] AFC East (Bills, Dolphins, Patriots, Jets)

[14:16] AFC North (Ravens, Bengals, Browns, Steelers)

[20:47] AFC South (Texans, Colts, Jaguars, Titans)

[30:30] AFC West (Broncos, Chiefs, Raiders, Chargers)

[35:42] NFC East (Cowboys, Giants, Eagles, Commanders)

[40:00] NFC North (Bears, Packers, Lions, Vikings)

[44:12] NFC South (Falcons, Panthers, Saints, Buccaneers)

[49:35] NFC West (Cardinals, Rams, 49eers, Seahawks)

Vivian and Milton, the masterminds behind the Gridiron.Monks are back, louder and grittier than ever . . . dusting off the rust and getting the crew pumped up for—what seems to be—The Hardest Fantasy Season to Decipher yet. We're hoping this teaser gets you all excited like the latest Top Gun movie, as the countdown clock gets going w/99 days left till kickoff.