The Whole Nine Yards

50 days till kickoff and how do we celebrate this milestone? Well, with our 1st episode of season 4 of the F̶i̶r̶e̶w̶o̶o̶d̶ Gridiron.Monks! Vivian really went super-pro, a-la-Tom Brady, and created a vast Gantt Chart with this whole season scoped out till week 17—she's very positive the world will still exist by then! 

Missed the whole off-season circus? Milton sure did, and today we start off updating you on what every team did this offseason, so you all get a good bird's eye view of what good/dumb things all teams did!

So dive in and get ready, the show is about to begin . . .

[5:08] AFC East (Bills, Dolphins, Patriots, Jets)

[14:16] AFC North (Ravens, Bengals, Browns, Steelers)

[20:47] AFC South (Texans, Colts, Jaguars, Titans)

[30:30] AFC West (Broncos, Chiefs, Raiders, Chargers)

[35:42] NFC East (Cowboys, Giants, Eagles, Commanders)

[40:00] NFC North (Bears, Packers, Lions, Vikings)

[44:12] NFC South (Falcons, Panthers, Saints, Buccaneers)

[49:35] NFC West (Cardinals, Rams, 49eers, Seahawks)

Vivian and Milton, the masterminds behind the Gridiron.Monks are back, louder and grittier than ever . . . dusting off the rust and getting the crew pumped up for—what seems to be—The Hardest Fantasy Season to Decipher yet. We're hoping this teaser gets you all excited like the latest Top Gun movie, as the countdown clock gets going w/99 days left till kickoff.

OMG! So many 💩 happening in the NFL . . . and it is only March. Biggest news is that Milton unretires from Fantasy for one more season, while Kevin Chen—The Commish—is lured to another company, with one of the highest contracts ever!

A depressed Milton takes a back seat in this painful super bowl recap episode and Vivian picks up the slack. Hey, we are professionals and the show must go on!!!

[1:58] MVP awards recap and Aaron Rodgers whiffs on his 2nd ring . . . again

Ahhhhh, it's the Big Game weekend, and we got you covered with what's going to go down this Sunday, in case you just wanna get hammered and only watch the commercials and half-time show! In short, the Rams will win 42-10. So get those drinks ready and enjoy the biggest show on earth!

[01:36] News, well basically head coach hires!

Lots of juicy takes today, courtesy of your resident Bengals fan, Milton, and Vivian's expert eye on all that's happening in the league!

[3:10] TB retires

After a hard weekend of football and partying, Vivian gets her voice back and joins me in one fun monkast, after an incredibly fun and spectacular divisional playoff round! Retirements, hirings, firings . . . football is a metaphor of life and we just gotta keep going!

[01:09] News, head coaches, and stuff!

[18:30] Breaking down last weeks games

[33:58] Vivian’s genius solution to OT drama

[38:54] Our predictions for this weekend

A week late, but this one's a fun monkast for all of you!!! Listen how Milton totally whiffs the prediction of the Steelers taking down the Chiefs!

So sit back and enjoy some hot takes, interviews with our winners and mucho more!

[2:30] Black Monday Coach Firings

[15:00] Kevin Chen, winner of League 6

[22:00] Jessica Tanus, winner of League 2

[25:12] Our rant about a rough start of the year 2022

[25:35] Vivian’s Rant about the longer season and how it affects fantasy playoffs: Partying vs Studying

[34:10] Jaymin Desai, winner of League 4?

[40:00] Super Wild Card Weekend talk

[1:06:00] Will Brozowski, winner of League 1

Fresh off her flight from London, jet-lag proof Vivian joins Milton on another week of sarcasm and cynical takes on all the drama happening in the NFL! As always, we break down our Top 10, the head into Tom Brady's 2 min drill (with no celebrations for a lame 1st down from Chase Claypool) [03:00], News and injuries [05:22], what we saw last week [17:20], and what we predict will happen in week 14 [41:00]!

In this week's episode, birthday gal Vivian records all the way from where the real Big Ben stands (aka London), showing the world why she's one of the best FF managers out there! We go through a quick recap of our league as more managers clinch a spot to the coveted playoffs,  then we head into Tom Brady's Two Minute DrillⓇ [03:28], the injury report which just keeps getting worse [06:00], what we saw last week [16:42], and we give you our predictions for what will go down in week 13 [40:38].