In which our heroes get a restful night's sleep.

Mike calls out Steven Erikson on his naming bullshit

Amal is caught unawares

James doesn’t know Shakespeare.

Isaiah prepares ye the way of the Malazan

And absolutely nobody makes note of the fact that this is the twentieth episode.

In which our heroes set off on a sizeable chase

Mike subjects everyone to family dynamics.

Amal opens the Robert Jordan Stock Phrases can of worms and spills it all over the podcast.

James drills down on everyone’s ages, again.

Isaiah subconsciously ships Rand and Nynaeve.

And everybody sucks at doing accents

In which our heroes make mistakes

Mike draws parallels to geopolitical conflicts.

In which our hero runs around like a chicken with his head cut off.

Mike is forced to defend Shakespeare’s honor

Mike loses his mind editing.

In which our heroes go there and back again.

Mike RAFOs everyone and everything forever and ever world without end, amen.

Amal runs with a theory in exactly the wrong direction

James demands answers

Isaiah does a dramatic reenactment

And everybody gets to have their first experience with the Big White Book of Bad Art

The Horn of Valere: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/wot/images/8/85/Horn_of_Valere.JPG

The Fisher-Price Toys-R-Us lookin’ piece of shit: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/wot-prime/images/4/4d/Horn_of_Valere_infobox.jpg

Egwene al’Vere: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/wot/images/6/64/Egwene_al'Vere.JPG

Galad: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/wot/images/b/bb/Galadedrid.JPG

The White Tower: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/wot/images/b/ba/White_Tower.JPG

In which our heroes hear stories

Mike gets reductive about Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons (yes, I had to look that up because Ice and Fire is BORING and I DNFed halfway through the first book).

In which our ways take a lovely constitutional through a horrific miasma of darkness and soul sucking wind.

Mike puts an end to the funny funny colloquialism

In which our heroes are reunited, and it feels so good.

Mike stomps down on a theory before it gets profligately out of hand

In which our heroes reach their various destinations

Mike once again completely forgets about Isaiah