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In which our heroes make new friends
Mike is once again confused by Canada, and all things Canadian
Amal’s lack of fear of Ba’alzamon is spreading
James keeps getting interrupted
Isaiah sticks to his guns
And everybody agrees that that b*tch from the next chapter is Lanfear
In which our heroes get a restful night's sleep.
Mike calls out Steven Erikson on his naming bullshit
Amal is caught unawares
James doesn’t know Shakespeare.
Isaiah prepares ye the way of the Malazan
And absolutely nobody makes note of the fact that this is the twentieth episode.
In which our heroes set off on a sizeable chase
Mike subjects everyone to family dynamics.
Amal opens the Robert Jordan Stock Phrases can of worms and spills it all over the podcast.
James drills down on everyone’s ages, again.
Isaiah subconsciously ships Rand and Nynaeve.
And everybody sucks at doing accents
In which our heroes make mistakes
Mike draws parallels to geopolitical conflicts.
In which our hero runs around like a chicken with his head cut off.
Mike is forced to defend Shakespeare’s honor
Mike loses his mind editing.
In which our heroes go there and back again.
Mike RAFOs everyone and everything forever and ever world without end, amen.
Amal runs with a theory in exactly the wrong direction
James demands answers
Isaiah does a dramatic reenactment
And everybody gets to have their first experience with the Big White Book of Bad Art
The Horn of Valere: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/wot/images/8/85/Horn_of_Valere.JPG
The Fisher-Price Toys-R-Us lookin’ piece of shit: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/wot-prime/images/4/4d/Horn_of_Valere_infobox.jpg
Egwene al’Vere: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/wot/images/6/64/Egwene_al'Vere.JPG
Galad: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/wot/images/b/bb/Galadedrid.JPG
The White Tower: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/wot/images/b/ba/White_Tower.JPG
In which our heroes hear stories
Mike gets reductive about Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons (yes, I had to look that up because Ice and Fire is BORING and I DNFed halfway through the first book).
In which our ways take a lovely constitutional through a horrific miasma of darkness and soul sucking wind.
Mike puts an end to the funny funny colloquialism
In which our heroes are reunited, and it feels so good.
Mike stomps down on a theory before it gets profligately out of hand
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