Mark Dishes Radio Secrets | Long Toe Nails Are A New Trend | Woman Pisses on Potatoes at WalMart | 35% Of Us Have Been Ghosted | Alien Abduction Insurance | Detroit Boy Charged After Throwing Ball | The Rise of “Cat-Chelors” | Southwest Employee Sleeping In Overhead Bin | Have You Fallen Asleep at Work?

Chris Is Feeling A Little Better | Time Of Day You’re In The Best Mood | Guy Tries To Bring Missile Launcher on Airplane | Delivery Drivers Eating Customers Food | Sex Doesn’t Equal Happiness | Guy Steal Toilet Seat From Mall | Capitol One Hack | How Long Do You Spend On Foreplay?

Chris Got A Hand Job At A Weekend Gala | Underwear Keeps Your Balls Cool | Fake Russian Pornhub App | Cops Investigate A Partially Eaten Burger | Clown Causes Cruise Ship Brawl | Siri Recording You Having Sex | Monday Morning Munchies: Battle Of The Cereals | Air Canada Forces Customers To Share Hotel Room

Mark Is A Horrible Brother | Movies This Weekend | Don’t Put Popsicles In Vaginas | Do You Have A Side Hustle? | Spitting In Soda Bottles | What The Google | Interpret This For Interrupters Tix | Orange Is The New Black | Dine And Dash on God

Mark Has A Weird Wednesday Night | Crying Is Good For Your Health | Improving Your Sexual Performance | Store Clerk Shoots Wrong Person | Don’t Eat After 2PM Diet | Burglar Leaves Something Behind | Interpret This For Interrupters Tix | Detroit Is The Worst City For Families | What Does Semen Taste Like

Mark Hates Everyone | Pumpkin Pie Kit Kat | Viral IQ Test | How Often Do We Think About Sex | Missing Man Found 10 Years Later In Grocery Store | Interpreting for Interrupters Tix | Don’t Worry About Meth Gators | Woman Leaves Pleasure Toys On Random Front Porches

Tom Hanks as Mr. Rogers | Movie Theaters Charging Different Prices For Films | Bomb Threat To Win Over A Girl | Krispy Kreme Donuts and Milkshakes | Tom Brady Being Parent Shamed | Some Called Cops on an Ice Cream Truck | Interpreting for Interrupters Tix | Leaving Kids In Hot Car | Regretting How You’ve Lived Your Life

Mark and Chris Survived The Weekend | Four Loco Flesh Light | Metallica and Live Nation Ticket Scam | Guy Scales Building To Save Mom | Changing The Name Of Manholes | New Marvel Films Announced | Monday Morning Munchies | Pampers “Smart” Diapers | Are Birds Government Surveillance Drones? | It Was So Hot This Weekend…. | Never Too Old To Murder

Free Bud Light For Aliens | Lion King Review | Missing Life Due To Social Media | Rob Van Dam from Impact! Wrestling | Chore Sticker Chart | What The Google | Movie Madness for Breaking Benjamin Tickets | Chef Pours Boiling Butter Down Coworkers Pants | Men Ashamed Of Their Bodies

Wiener Air BnB | Lion King Porn Parody | Russian's Run The Old Face App | Dad Throws 5 Year Old In Ocean | "Spell Coconut" Sex Tip | Kid Draws Butts All Over Town | Alien Porn On The Rise | Cars or Candy for Breaking Benjamin Tix | Florida Plays Children Songs To Deter Homelessness | D'Lo Brown from Impact! Wrestling