The Witch Bitch Amateur Hour

Jonathan moans when mating

This week Charlye talks about a heavy-hitter crystal called aegirine, and Macy brings forth the turtle, and the many surprises it keeps inside that little shell. 

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Fireflies, lightning bugs, glow-worms? Whatever you call them, Macy tells us about these sparky little... beetles? Charlye wants to know all your secrets, tell her everything you're ashamed of.

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Kinklesprings

Macy talks about a stone full of golden Galadriel hairs, rutilated quartz, and Charlye invites us to the Witch Fair, apparently put on by Steve Buscemi (?)

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Charlye tells us the tale of famed storage hunter Macy, and how she won a unit of incredible mystery and magic.
Macy takes us home, country roads, to a Texas darling.

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It's time for our post-Spookysode Sillysode, and since we have LOTR on the brain so hard for our simp cap series, we thought it would be fun to talk LOTR zodiacs!

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Welcome back to another Spookysode
What is a crawler? Macy introduces us to the sometime faceless, but always terrifying, cryptid that hits VERY close to home. And why should you never whistle in the woods at night? Charlye tells the tale of this global phenomenon. And as always, we've got some hot fresh spooky stories for y'all, sent in by Y'ALL. 

***As always, Spookysodes feature much more intense subject matter than we usually cover, so listen with caution

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2012. Never forget. 

Macy brings a topic that she totally searched for to see if we've done it, but must have spelled it wrong when searching, because it looked like we hadn't but we totally HAVE and it's Nuummite. Charlye talks about a helpful tree that can get real old called Linden. 

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Charlye is charmed by the crescent moon, and Macy mouths about mantises. This episode is full of mystery, grace, and quiet power. 

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Bounce your balls for Mercury

Macy talks this week about a well known flower with a stout and wise presence, the iris. Charlye, in a similar vein, talks about night blooming flowers and how they can be utilized in your practice. 

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We are not doctors, lawyers, or professionals. We’re amateurs. Nothing we say should be taken as advice, instruction, or seriously. Any actions taken based on our content can and will lead to chaos, injury, existential crises, your pets no longer loving you, and possibly death. We make no promises and assume no liability.

Remember the toenail. 

Charlye talks about the shadow period after eclipses (after totally nailing the date of the last one) and Macy talks about a potentially abestos-filled rock called actinolite. 

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