The Wizard Scroll

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

The boy finds himself home alone yet again, though his fun comes to a halt when a giant twister rolls into town. Now the boy and his trusty dog Frodo have to quest to meet Dr Oz, and even make a few new friends along the way...

Cast (in order of appearance)

Narrator - ⁠⁠⁠Chris Bauso⁠⁠⁠

the boy - ⁠Himself⁠

Dad - ⁠Tyler Moody⁠

Frodo - ⁠Jess McCoy⁠

Chuck Thunderfuck - Chris Bauso

Jack Link - Chris Bauso

Billy Mays - Himself

Dr Oz - ⁠AJ Fidalgo⁠

Gnomes - Chris Bauso

Princess Lyndee - Jess McCoy

Robert - Chris Bauso

Tin Man - Himself

Bongzilla - Tyler Moody

Boy Genius - ⁠DT Carel⁠

'Dr' Theb Oy - Chris Bauso

Orc J Simpson - Himself

Show Artwork by ⁠Nick Vanamee⁠

Background Ambiences by ⁠Michael Ghelfi⁠

Songs used: Tiki Village- ⁠Crash Twinsanity OST⁠ ; Alchemist's Corridor, Dream Corridor, Oedo Town & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- ⁠Equip⁠ ; Live Report, Death Report, It's Showtime!, & Hip Shop- ⁠Toby Fox⁠ ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Welcome to Crocodile Isle- DKC2 OST ; Adventurer- Ovani Syn Fantasy Vol3 ; Apple Woods, Concealed Ruins, Upper Steam Cave, Steam Cave, In the Future Through the Sea of Time & Amp Plains- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Old MacDonald Had a Farm- Kashido ; Black Smoke Red Sun & Night Egg- ⁠Qracle⁠ ; Mondays & Fridays- ⁠Pizza Tower OST⁠ ; Cbat- ⁠Hudson Mohawke⁠

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Join me, ⁠Jon Anderson⁠, ⁠Ben Mills⁠ and special guests Jeremy Lemons and Floyd Lastname as we answer audience submitted questions! 50 big ones!

Links to everything: ⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll⁠⁠⁠

Show artwork by ⁠⁠⁠Nick Vanamee⁠⁠⁠

Songs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- ⁠⁠⁠Equip⁠⁠⁠ ; Cima.jpg & Slippy- ⁠FM Skyline & Equip⁠ ; Seinfeld theme song ; Hip Shop- ⁠Toby Fox ⁠; Nexus- SPEARFISHER ; Earthling- Ovani Ambient Music Pack 8 ; Iceberg Lab- ⁠⁠Crash Twinsanity OST⁠⁠

Clips used: ⁠The Drink (Cup) Official Music Video | kobyshinobi⁠ ; ⁠Family Guy: Chester Cheetah⁠ ; Wizard Roll 1

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'Recess... Recess Never Changes' was written and produced by Brady Flanagan as part of Dialogue Fest!

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Starring Chris Bauso as David & David's Inner Monologue

Eliza R as Jonathan

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AKA the one where Daniel sells out...

*Originally published 11/20/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS

Starring Gavin Reiser as Daniel

Chris Bauso as Azataz the Wize

Various Mascots as Themselves

Songs used: s t e a m w o r k s- Equip ; Character Select- Super Smash Bros Melee OST

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The complete second season of everyone's favorite sitcom starring a wizard and a mortal man... 'Wizards? In MY City??? More likely than you think!'

*Originally published between August 2023 & December 2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS

Starring Gavin Reiser as Daniel

Chris Bauso as Azataz the Wize

Featuring Jon Anderson as several FBI Agents

Songs used: s t e a m w o r k s , d r e a m c o r r i d o r , Outside the Gates, Another Way In (SEWERS), Ancient Ivy Atrium, Coral Chamber, CLOUD GENERATOR, Alchemist's Corridor, The Dream Begins (Outside the Gates),Turquoise Lounge & Shadowed Cavern- Equip ; Amp Plains- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Pizza Deluxe- Pizza Tower OST ; Live Report- Toby Fox ; Juicy Streets- nenor

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Squid Ludwig has barged into my house to record tales of Immortals & Diseased Growths! Also, WareWolfBarmitzvah is in my walls and his story is pretty good too...

*Originally published 3/25/2025 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS

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Show artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, NEW GAIA (2018), Geodesic, Druids Encounter & SHADOW DANCER- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST

Clips used: Le Nostre Stelle part 2 | Omega Star 7 ; WH34: Talk Shows & :theboy:

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THE SCIENCE PAPER is a podcast where I read a science paper to you for your... entertainment?

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This week we're taking a look at A hybrid calibration approach to Hertz‐type contact parameters for discrete element models written by Tongming Qu, Yuntian Feng, Tingting Zhao & Min Wang.

Songs used: New GAIA (World Map), Opening Credits, Shadowed Cavern, Alchemist's C-o-r-r-i-d-o-r, CLOUD GENERATOR, D U N G E O N & LICHEN ENCRUSTED CHAMBER- Equip

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The Waffle Brothel House is abuzz with patrons this fine Moonsday eve. Four new faces have just rolled into town looking for food, fun, fornication, or perhaps some combination of the three... This is their story.

This episode was made possible by the TTRPG system Space Kings, developed by Kevin Cole and SuperTry Studios.

Featuring Jon as Frankenphone

Matt as Darth Kermitus

Sorin as Anne Gore

Flower as Ragnor Seymore

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Songs used: NEW GAIA (2018), Meta Crystal, Wholehearted Elation & Bygone Dreams- Equip ; Forest Tavern- SynFantasy Vol3 ; Spanish Ladies- HillTopTrio ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Fire and Ice- Alon Peretz ; Slightly Ov- Art Against Agony ; Metal Crusher, Oh My..., Death by Glamour, CORE & Power of NEO- Toby Fox

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

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I am joined by Ben Mills & WareWolfBarmitzvah in da boothssy for tales of Boiled Pantalones and Squimping. I wonder who could have possibly suggested those prompts...

*Originally published 3/11/2025 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS

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Show artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, Passage of Shifting Floors (COLLAPSE), CEMETERY MOONGLOW, Druids Encounter & SHADOW DANCER- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST

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Beatles superfan / audiobook narrator / friend Scott R McKinley joins me in the booth to chat about his passion for all things Beatles, history, audiobooks, audio dramas, and other things as well.

*Originally published 12/24/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS

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Show artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST

Clips used: Ba Humbug: A Space Christmas Carol ; THE SOMETIME SOMEWHERE SPECIAL I | Omega Star 7 ; Run like the wind! | The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XIV

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