Dick and Larry suppress sympathy for Cain and his fruit while discussing God's carnivorous propensity, as well as lots and lots of old testament names. How are babies made?? And where are all these wives coming from??? 

Dick and Larry discuss a range of topics from hypothetical Edward Scissor Hand's to if the Serpent from the Genesis story was really a worm? Join them as they also grapple with the many many mistranslations present in the Old Testament regarding what at face value seems like some pretty sexists text. Cherubs, flaming swords and subtil serpents, oh my!!!

Dick and Larry discover the very specific geography of the Garden of Eden in the second chapter of the Genesis story as well as debate the similarities between the force and God's power, Ethiopian Bible treasure hunt anyone?? I hear there's gold there. 

Dick and Larry clear up the link between science and the first chapter of the Genesis story as well as discuss some of the terrors of evolution and proper use of emergency services in regards to endangered frisky birds. 

I mean you probably already knew this. If you recognize this podcast from the smell we appreciate that too. In this episode we go over how bad the mask of zorro is aging from extremely erotic training sequences, loosely explained plot points, blood never lying, and more! As always if you agree with us, or more likely if you disagree with us, please leave us a voice message on https://anchor.fm/agingpoorly

In this episode we discuss how the 1974 Texas Chainsaw Massacre is aging poorly. Weird pacing, goofy kills, and little character development abound. If you disagree with us, or agree with us which seems unlikely, please feel free to leave us a voice message on the anchor app https://anchor.fm/agingpoorly