Tetanus, gay Catholic orgies, forest fires, hot cars, Blue Jays, terrible lists, Spider-man, racism, Baby Driver and a guy named Donald Trump Jr.

Hiatus, personal space, mirrors, pooping in public, Canada Day, Canada 150, video games and Star Wars, millenials, Le Wrong Generation, commercial casting, windshield washing, oil, and a girl named Allison Williams.

Feelin' blue, Juneuary, Ramadan, track suits, Slavs squatting, loud laughing, Costa Rica, water, Harry Potter, marketing, SPORTS!, Venezuela and a guy named Ryan Gosling.

Kansas City, Nebraska, coaching, US cash, food poisoning, birthdays, Toronto Blue Jays, NBA Finals, Stanley Cup Final, Pirates of the Caribbean, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Star Wars Battlefront II, London Attack, sunburn, Lululemon and a guy named James Comey.

Wonder Woman, movies, PTSD, genocide, elephants, snakes, Scotland, Paris Agreements, climate change, London Attack, heroes, slacktivism, Lord of the Rings, Mars, space, and a guy named King Arthur.

Sharts, selfies, food poisoning, genocide, manscaping, landscaping, marathons, voting, politicians, wood, ballistic missles, Russia, Blue Jays, Canucks, draft lottery, dummies on the road and a guy named Cliff Young.

Social justice warriors, Manchester, The Allman Brothers Band, Justice League, Batman, gaming, spicy Skittles and Starburst, reviews, politics, Trump, G7, Dance Dance Revolution, weird controllers, Formula 1, and a guy named Chris Cornell.

Waiting tables, V-necks, Starbucks, plaid, Southeast Asia, Trevor Linden, cetaceans, Amurican Accents, reading, video game movies, hockey, craigslist, missed connections, mixed tapes, tarbending, and a guy named Tanner.

Generational gaps, bullying, LGBTQ, transgender, smart people, plumber crack, first world problems, BC provincial election, nepotism, cheerleading, girls just wanna have fun, yoga pants, briefs, haters, YouTube controversy, Disney, stripper in the cake, Siri becoming self-aware, and a guy named Jordan... or Jeff... or... whatever.

Camping, WWE, the Undertaker, mustaches, power, Bill O'Reilly, badass names, tests, Hockey, memes, Starbucks, trailers, bandwagons, and a guy named Ben.