Geoff wonders whether 100 years is enough already, considers a "can't be arsed" clause, and becomes immersed in entertainment...

Geoff washes the outside of the car, avoids the housework, and suspects that fibs are unavoidable...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/d7qcmx/S2E19_Transcript60zor.pdf

Geoff feels guilty about curry, explains why anger might be a job qualification, and feels a bit sorry for the narcissists...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ivynqu/S2E18_Transcript7tj3g.pdf

Geoff ponders the badge of squalor, wonders if the curtains are hiding anything, and proves that there's something in absolutely everything...

Geoff reveals that windows aren't doing us any favours, that some things can't be owned, and that small packages can be disappointing...

Geoff wonders if coffee is really an effective anti-terrorism weapon, and suggests that apparent insanity may be our best defense against unwanted surveillance...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/yfymep/S2E15_Transcript9c0tt.pdf

Geoff comes clean on the meaning of existence, searches for dead birds and - armed only with a roast chicken - gives unwanted answers...

Geoff stays in bed to kill time, sings about party time in Trondheim, and suspects supernatural activity at the supermarket...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/6i4kc7/S2E13_Transcript95aav.pdf

Geoff identifies those most in need of a vacation, sings about having Nothing For August and explains why the Swiss love Germany...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/2kuysv/S2E12_Transcriptab81k.pdf

Geoff ponders baking by remote control, sings about perfect love and considers eating out to save the planet...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jeivyz/S2E11_Transcriptb5aax.pdf