The WoodsCast

The WoodsCast

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The WoodsCast episodes

  • Episode 33: Red Hat Revenge – 02.17.20
    Hey All, Shay and Justin are back in the saddle to discus some stuff. We get a couple of beers in and discuss the acquittal of Trump and how that turned into a revenge campaign on anyone who ever dared to say he wasn’t totally 0-some. We get into how fun the autocracy will be now that Barr is 100% letting Trump mess with Roger Stone’s sentencing. Finally, we wonder what was so goddamned amazing about Trump visiting the Daytona 500. We just don’t get it.
    1 hr 27 min
  • Episode 32: Pew Pew Cosplay – 01.20.20
    Hey All, Shay and Justin sit down and have a little chat about the Impeachment Trial and how we don’t really care because the outcome is all but determined. We talk a little about how Fox News got it’s start in the Nixon Impeachment. We discuss the absolute spectacle that (when we recorded the pod) was going to be the 2nd Amendment rally in VA and all the Open Carry Asshats playing dress-up. Finally, Justin gives Shay some quotes he’s been sitting on from out favorite conservative vampire: Lou Dobbs. We discuss the new “Dracula” show on Netflix, compare notes on where we are on the CW’s “Crisis on Infinite Earths” and get more than a little pumped for “Godzilla vs King Kong” and how much we want Mechagodzilla in that mofo.
    1 hr 18 min
  • Episode 31: We’re bring’n Belt Onions Back – 01.06.20
    Hey All, Shay and Justin are back with our buddy John to drink too much and discuss the news. We hit a couple of the more hypocritical things we missed since out last podcast like Don Jr’s “†” and Trump’s bullshit donations of his salary. We talk about how screwed Alex Jones is and finally try to understand what the absolute shit is going to happen in Iran with our lunatic POTUS at the helm. It got silly at the end, but we talk “Rise of the Skywalker” and “Mandalorian” after John and Shay finally admitted they hadn’t finished it.
    Show Notes:
    Here are some links to Knowledge Fight’s great coverage of Infowars depositions where the lawyers and Dan and Jordan just DUNK on Jones and his crew.
    Knowledge Fight: Formulaic Objections:
    https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/knowledge-fight-formulaic-objections
    Knowledge Fight: Formulaic Objections Part 2:
    https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/knowledge-fight-formulaic-objections-part-2
    1 hr 46 min
  • Episode 30: President “Boo-urns”
    Hey All, Shay and Justin have a few drinks and talk about all the dumb shit that is going on in the world. We discuss my realization Jason wasn’t always the killer in the ‘Friday the 13th Franchise. We discuss Trump’s very Trump announcement about Al Baghdadi’s death by US Special Forces and how he called 9/11 before 9/11 (he didn’t). We bask in the amazing video Trump getting booed at the Washington Nationals stadium and the moment he realizes they aren’t cheering for him. The Republicans stunt to enter a SCIF without proper authorization is an amazing occurrence and we muse on how much we’re looking forward to the new Terminator Flick. Don’t forget to pick up some Kahlúa, it’s White Russian weather.
    1 hr 25 min
  • Episode 29: Corruptionland: Double Tap - 10.21.19
    Hey All, Shay and Justin are back after some technical woofuckery garbled our last podcast. Today the two big dumb animals have too many drinks and recap what bothered them for the last week or so. This includes Shay's trip to a Tool concert, the weekly numbers we follow, QAnon's possible return, Trump's semi-literate letter to a Erdogan and how dumb it was to pick Doral and then un-pick Doral for the 2020 G7. Justin has a little update on who screwed Alex Jones might be and finally we talk fun stuff and why everyone should go see 'Zombieland: Double Tap'.
    1 hr 40 min
  • Episode 28: Get in losers, we’re going Impeach’n – 09.30.19
    Hey all, Shay and Justin are back and less sober than ever. Listen in while we have about 1 pitcher of delicious hops and gold too many and discuss the absolute cluster that is the world right now. We start with Speaker Pelosi dropping the people’s impeachment elbow on Drumpf. We are surprised and not surprised about how the polling around Trump and impeachment has shifted recently. We discuss that big dumb RED MAP that your uncle keeps sharing on social media and how, yes, you CAN IMPEACH THAT. We try to calm the satanic panic around the ADL listing the “OKAY” Sign as a hate symbol and finally do a deep dive on our complete love and issues we had with ‘IT: Chapter 2’.
    1 hr 50 min
  • Schedule Update and “The Replacements” - 09.16.19
    Hey All, Shay and Justin need to take a break for a couple weeks. We’ll be back the week of September 29th sometime and we’ll get into all the things that annoy us. We’re of course assuming the US and the World will still be here in two weeks. Fingers crossed. In the meantime, here are some of Justin’s recent favorite podcasts for you to check out in our absence, we call them “The Replacements” after the 2000 hit comedy starring Man-God, Keanu Reeves.
    I. QAnon Anonymous - Episode 57: Undercover at the Washington DC QAnon Rally
    -Travis, Julian and Jordan go undercover at the first offline QAnon Rally in DC on September 11th.
    https://soundcloud.com/qanonanonymous/episode-57-washington-dc-qanon-rally
    (*Editors Note: If you don’t know WTF QAnon is you can start here with their first episode to get a handle on the dipshittery that is QAnon.
    https://soundcloud.com/qanonanonymous/episode-1-introduction-to-qanon)
    II. Behind the Bastards: "Part One - Alex Jones: The Godfather of Fake News
    -Robert Evans gives you the background on some of the worst people in the world that have come to fame and/or power.
    -This is a great place to jump in with my favorite White Nationalist Hobgoblin; Alex Jones
    https://www.behindthebastards.com/podcasts/part-one-alex-jones-the-godfather-of-fake-news.htm
    8 min
  • Episode 27: The Sharpie Administration – 09.09.19
    Hey all, Shay and Justin sit down and have a few too many adult beverages and talk the about what grinds our gears. We talk the new addition to the Republican Primary; Mark Sanford, the Sharpie Scandal, the collapse of Trumps approval rating and finally how Alex Jones Milo are or are soon to be very poor…and we don’t care. As always some fun stuff about the shows and movies we like and/or wanna see.
    1 hr 12 min
  • Episode 26: The Pollercoaster – 08.26.19
    Hey all, Shay and Justin are back, after another summertime hiatus, and we got a lot to catch up on these days. We touch on the multiple polls showing the eroding support for Trump and the new shakeup in the Democratic Primary. We remind everyone why Lou Dobbs is terrible and discuss Trump’s new challenger in former IL Rep. Joe Walsh and how bad he is as well. We decide exactly how much conspiracy we’re willing to except in the Epstein case and finish up with all the Spider-man fallout.
    1 hr 30 min

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Shay and Justin have been brothers since Shay was born. Together they talk entertainment, pop culture, politics and whatever grinds their gears.