The World According To Carol & Cheryl

By Carol & Cheryl

Podcasting pop stars Carol & Cheryl.

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April 22, 2022 Big Up Ben
Big Up Ben, big up ben, big up ben, big up big ben
Big up ben. big up ben
It's a town that's really made for men
London Town, oh London Town
Where science and industry can be found
It's got a massive clock and lots of grot
You can't decide right now if you like it or not
Dally was brought down by the Highwaymen
Fair to say she’ll never know her freedom again
Dragged to London on the back of a horse
It;s not a choice right now she's taken this course
Big Up Ben, big up ben, big up ben, big up big ben
Big up ben. big up ben
It's a town that's really made for men
London Town, oh London Town
Where science and industry can be found
It’s got docks and locks and eels abound
Posh buildings and gentry always astound
Dilly's destined for the spires and smog
Lord only knows if she’s protected by god
Sovereign Dilly Dally’s now in London Town
And she's by far the hottest woman around!
Big Up Ben, big up ben, big up ben, big up big ben
Big up ben. big up ben
It's a town that's really made for men
Saved from the brothel by the science man
Will she become his muse? Oh hell yes she can!
Electrified not petrified
Pain or pleasure? I think we’ll let you decide!
Dr. Quimstein rap:
Dr. Quimstein’s the name, and science my game
Come hang with me, it will never be tame
Brought up with privilege on my side
You know with me it's a wild ride!
Hoik up their skirts and just watch 'em squirt!
Big Up Ben, big up ben, big up ben, big up big ben
Big up ben. big up ben
It's a town that's really made for men
Big Up Ben
Music: Jimmy "Boom Boom" Nesty
Words: Carol
Background Vocals: Cheryl, Donna Hole
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3min
April 22, 2022 Overt Sex
I got sex on broken legs
What would you do to me without sex?
I wanna know wiv it
I wanna go wiv it
Overt sex
Overt sex
I got Steve on a wobbly leg (Stevey babe)
What would he do to me without sex?
I wanna sleep wiv ‘im
I wanna bleep wiv’ Im
Overt Sex
I want sex!
Walking in the night
You’ll find us
Walking in the night
Walking in the night
You’ll find us
Walking in the night
Hungry for a lick
You’re feeling hungry for a bite
In the night..
In the night..
In the night..
In the night..
I got flex on golden eggs
What would you do to me with your sex?
I wanna hex on ‘im
I wanna flex on ‘im
Overt Sex
Overt Sex
I got Mike on a hobbly leg (Mikey babe)
What would you do to me with his sex?
I wanna weep wiv ‘im
I wanna weep wiv ‘im
Overt Sex
It’s hot flex
Walking in the night
You’ll find us
Walking in the night
Walking in the night
You’ll find us
Walking in the night
Hungry for a egg
You’re feeling hungry for a bite
In the night..
In the night..
In the night..
In the night..
In the night..
Over Sex
Words: Carol & Cheryl
Music: Blowback
Background Vocals: Carol & Cheryl
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4min
April 22, 2022 Diamonds In The Night
Need in my sexuality
Need a man to set me free
The creature came into my life and kissed me
Need in my sexuality
Need a man to set me free
The creature came into my life and kissed me
Diamonds in the night
Baby we’re diamonds in the night
Holdin me so tight
Coz we’re diamonds in the night
Oh baby your car keys
Still on my bedside stand
Oh baby
The condom still glistens in the bin
Diamonds in the night
Baby we’re diamonds in the night
Holdin me so tight
Coz we’re diamonds in the night
Oh baby your doggy
Still sleeps with me at night, yeah
Oh baby it gives me kisses
In the places you used to kiss
Diamonds in the night
Baby we’re diamonds in the night
Holdin me so tight
Coz we’re diamonds in the night
Oh baby, don’t cry and talk to me about love when you’re talkin’ about love
I hope you’re happy with a new girl that you found
Because baby, without you here every night
I cry baby, I cry…
Diamonds in the night
Baby we’re diamonds in the night
Holdin me so tight
Coz we’re diamonds in the night...
Diamonds In The Night
Words: Carol & Cheryl
Music: Jimmy "Boom Boom" Nesty
Background Vocal: Cheryl, Gary Giggins
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4min
April 22, 2022 Night Breeders (Album Version)
Bad luck in the night-time
Heaven only knows we need a lifeline
They tell us that some creatures can smell fear
And they’re sniffin’ out their target
I’m scared! They’re comin’ after me with their tentacles
A thrashin’ out
And in my heels I’m running, screaming out!
They’re coming down to breed with me!
Night breeders
Yeah, they’re night feeders
And they’ll never leave us
Coz they wanna bleed us!
Night breeders
Yeah, they’re night feeders
And they’ll never leave us
Coz they wanna bleed us!
Tied up in the night-time
Heaven only knows we need a lifeline
They tell us that these creatures just want love
When all they do is case us pain!
Stripped bare! They’re coming after me
With their greasy chops caught in my hair
And with my legs spread eagled now
They’re gonna lay their eggs in me!
Night breeders
Yeah, they’re night feeders
And they’ll never leave us
Coz they wanna bleed us!
Night breeders
Yeah, they’re night feeders
And they’ll never leave us
Coz they wanna bleed us!...
Nightbreeders
Words: Carol & Cheryl
Music: Jimmy "Boom Boom" Nesty
Background Vocals: Cheryl, Donna Hole
...more
3min
April 22, 2022 Do Bad Girls Go To Heaven
Heaven knows an angel
Heaven knows it's true
I got kinda lucky
Falling down with you
I got a one way ticket
To the land of dreams
Even if this angel
Isn’t what she seems
Singin..
Lalala..
Lalala…
Lalala..
Lalala…
I ain’t got no passport
Standing at the gate
Jesus in a lanyard
Chillin' with his mates
He didn’t check my ticket
He just waved me through
And baby all I know is
It’s because of you
Singin..
Lalala..
Lalala…
Lalala..
Do Bad Girls Go To Heaven?
Words: Carol & Cheryl
Music: Jimmy "Boom Boom" Nesty
...more
3min
April 22, 2022 Vampire (Lovin' The Bite)
The itching’s turned to burning
In my pants there has been a fire
He meets me at my window
In a cloak of black desire
And I have never been blessed
With such attention before
But after so many nights
Baby you’re makin me sore!
Through i have seen my GP
He cant see whats wrong with me
But in my bedroom at night
You know im lovin’ the bite
Lovin' the bite
Lovin' the bite
Lovin' the bite
He won’t let me eat garlic
And we can only meet at night
Can’t see him in my mirror
Is it a trick of the light?!
And when I woke up today
My lover had gone away
He only left me a note
He said i'm lovin' the bite
Lovin' the bite
Lovin' the bite
Lovin' the bite
He said im lovin' the bite
Lovin' the bite
Lovin' the bite
Lovin' the bite...
Keep your curtains closed!
Vampire (Lovin' The Bite)
Words: Carol & Cheryl
Music: Blowback
Background Vocals: Carol & Cheryl
...more
3min
April 22, 2022 Sexy Zone
Press start to play the game
Every button gonna turn me on
High score baby type your name
Level up let's carry on
Don't be scared of the final boss
Coz you're hard just like Chuck Rock
Don't be scared, hide in my cave
And if you're not feeling so brave:
CTRL+ALT+DELETE
You sweep me off my feet
Refresh or Repeat
Get into the zone
Get into the zone
Get into the zone
Sexy Zone
Hit go to start the chain
Its not real you feel no pain
Pile Driver and hadoken
Sonic boom well come on then
Come closer with your stick of Joy
I just wanna be your toy
Which button now i think you know
game over you lose K.O
Get into the zone
Get into the zone
Get into the zone
Sexy Zone...
Sexy Zone
Words: Carol & Cheryl
Music: Blowback
Background Vocals: Cheryl, Lashawna & Tofuti Cline, Donna Hole
...more
3min
April 22, 2022 Not That Kind Of Girl
Walkin down the street at night time
Baby we're boomin'
We're bloomin'
Cruising down the car at night time
Baby you hear me
I'm screamin!
Takin' us for granted every single day
We ain't the kind of girls who go out and play!
You take our bodies each and every way
We ain't the kind of girls
You better stay away!
Not that kind of girl!
Baby, I'm not that kind of girl!
Not that kind of girl!
Baby, I'm not that kind of girl!
You're just a bad boy...
Walkin' down the street at night time
A girl in stilettos lost in ghettos
Running from the gangs of midnight
Babe can you hear me!?
I'm screamin!
Takin us for granted every single day
We ain't the kind of girls who go out and play
You take our bodies each and every way
We ain't the kind of girls
You better stay away!
Not that kind of girl!
Baby, I'm not that kind of girl!
Not that kind of girl!
Baby, I'm not that kind of girl!
You're just a bad boy...
Wearing diamonds in the night
I'm not yours to take, alright!?
You can look but you can't touch
I need to know you want it so much
I hear your breathing, I smell your musk
What your footsteps' telling us
You want us now, you want us right?
Well keep walking into the night!
Not that kind of girl!
Baby, I'm not that kind of girl!
Not that kind of girl!
Baby, I'm not that kind of girl!
You're just a bad boy...
Not That Kind Of Girl
Words: Carol & Cheryl
Music: Jimmy "Boom Boom" Nesty
Electric Guitar: Chrs Rixon
Sleazeball: Dave Stiltskin
Background Vocals: Cheryl, Tofuti Cline, Donna Hole
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3min
April 22, 2022 Still No Ring
Oh we’re kissin
Kissin all night
Again and again
You promise the world
We’ve been dating for 2 years
But still no ring
But still no ring
I do, I do, I do, I do
Do you take this man to be your husband?
I do, I do, I do, I do
Till death do us sex
I've been waiting but still no ring
Be a man and pop the question
Turn a date into a wedding
At the altar face to face
Oh at Highschool
We were sweethearts
I never thought we’d be apart
But the way that you’re playin’
I feel we might go our separate ways
If you don’t marry me
I do, I do, I do, I do
Do you take this man to be your husband?
I do, I do, I do, I do
Till death do us sex
I've been waiting but still no ring
Be a man and pop the question
Turn a date into a wedding
At the altar face to face
I do, I do, I do, I do
Do you take this man to be your husband?
I do, I do, I do, I do
Till death do us sex
I do, I do, I do, I do
Do you take this man to be your husband?
I’ve been waiting for you to put it
I’ve been waiting for your embrace
Turn this girl into a maiden
At the altar face to face
Still No Ring
Words: Carol & Cheryl
Music: Blowback
Background Vocal: Cheryl, Donna Hole
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4min
April 22, 2022 King Arthur (Knights Of Passion)
Oh, it's a reaction to Medieval Passion, tonight
My Knight’s galloping over on his stallion, so white
Now my heart is beating faster than an Eagle
That is why I’m flying high above the land
So smokin’ hot it really can’t be legal
Swooping down and eating meat out of his hands
Oh, he’s wearing a codpiece, a cape and lamb’s fleece, tonight
The jewels at his groin are stirring my loins, so tight
When the Knights are riding horse round the castle
And then Merlin’s flying all around the room
I’ll be dreaming Guinevere is sitting screamin’
And the Knights of passion, burning
Oh, he’s my Knight of Passion
He’s always in fashion, tonight
Now my heart is beating faster than an Eagle
That is why I’m flying high above the land
So smokin’ hot it really can’t be legal
Swooping down and eating meat out of his hands
When the Knights are riding horse round the castle
And then Merlin’s flying all around the room
I’ll be dreaming Guinevere is sitting screamin’
And the Knights of passion, burning
Knights Of Passion
Words: Carol & Cheryl
Music: Jimmy "Boom Boom" Nesty
Guitar Solo: Tony Di Luca
Background Vocals: Gary Giggins
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4min

FAQs about The World According To Carol & Cheryl:

How many episodes does The World According To Carol & Cheryl have?

The podcast currently has 100 episodes available.