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Frank went to spring training yesterday with his son, and in true Frank style, left in an hour.
(9:05) Entertainment News
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Macaulay Culkin reacts to trending after 'American Horror Story' announcement
STEVEN SEAGAL was fined $314,000 for unlawfully promoting a cryptocurrency investment.
Sting Says All Six of His Kids Were Accidents
Does Newly Discovered Evidence Exonerate Lori Loughlin?
Disney CEO Bob Iger steps down in surprise announcement
Harvey Weinstein's Ex-Wife Is Dating Adrien Brody
STEVEN TYLER just became a grandfather for the fifth time.
(23:00) The 40 Greatest Sketch Comedy Shows of All Time
Rolling Stone made a list of the top 40 sketch comedy shows of all time.
Here's the Top 10:
"Monty Python's Flying Circus", 1969 - 1974
"Saturday Night Live", 1975 - present
"Mr. Show", 1995 - 1998
"Chappelle's Show", 2003 - 2006
"Key & Peele", 2012 - 2015
"Your Show of Shows", 1950 - 1954
"The Carol Burnett Show", 1967 - 1978
"The Kids in the Hall", 1989 - 1995
"In Living Color", 1990 - 1994
"The Muppet Show", 1976 - 1981
(30:10) The Genre of Music Fans Most Likely to Have Sex in a Car Is . . .
The ticketing company TickPick conducted a survey involving about 1,000 people, and they asked them what they listened to in the car, and what kinds of car-related experiences they've had.
Fans of HEAVY METAL were the most likely to have had a "sexual encounter" in the car. That might not be surprising, but the runner-up was fans of OLDIES. 75% of heavy metal fans have had sex in a car . . . compared to the average of 65%. So, nearly two-thirds of us have messed around on wheels. Hip-hop was third, followed by rap, and then R&B / soul.
Speaking of reckless behavior in an automobile, fans of Latin and classical music are the least likely to use a turn signal. The rest of the Top Five are fans of heavy metal, religious music, and rap.
According to the survey, those who listened to rap were the most likely to experience road rage, followed by reggae, pop, and R&B / soul. Apparently, reggae fans aren't as chill as you'd think.
Rap fans were also the most likely to ADMIT to going at least 15 mph over the speed limit, followed by pop and oldies fans.
49% of people AGREED that blasting your music causes reckless driving. 35.6% disagreed. And 15% said that they're "unable to hear emergency sirens" because they crank the volume, which isn't a good thing.
The poll also asked for the most annoying music-related things that passengers do in the car. Not surprisingly, it was changing the music without asking. Changing the music in the middle of a song was second.
Back to the "sexual encounters" stuff . . .
36.1% of men admitted to having oral relations WHILE they were driving, which seems very high. (Right . . .?)
32.2% of men have received hand stimulation while behind the wheel, compared to 22.7% of women who have . . .
18.7% of the respondents have pleasured themselves . . .
And just 24.9% said they haven't engaged in ANY of that behavior while the car was in motion.
(39:50) Dumbass of the Day
A woman in Texas robbed a 7-Eleven, then went back a few hours later and tried to use fake "movie money" to buy stuff.
A Guy Was Arrested for Dumping a Bucket of Cow Manure on Someone's Head
Marijuana in bra leads to bigger bust
Man arrested in Tempe after police say he tried to shower in a stranger's home
A Driver Manages to Get Three Speeding Tickets in an Hour
(48:20) Half of Us Might Start Wearing Face Masks in Public, Plus Nine More Coronavirus Items
Wearing those surgical face masks got popular in China after the SARS outbreak in 2002. So will the same thing happen here because of the coronavirus?
A new survey found over HALF of Americans are now thinking about it. 52% said wearing a mask is something they might consider, and only 21% said it's "very unlikely" they will.
Here are some more coronavirus stories that are making headlines . . .
The stock market fell about 1,200 points yesterday over worries the virus might cause a global recession. That's the biggest one-day point drop in U.S. history.
Pope Francisskipped Mass yesterday because of a, quote, "slight [illness]." So people started speculating he might have it. He was seen coughing and blowing his nose on Ash Wednesday. And about 400 cases have been confirmed in Italy.
People have been buying up emergency food supplies at Costco. And according to one report, they're SOLD OUT. (We checked their website and couldn't find any doomsday meal kits, or those giant buckets of mac-and-cheese.)
A woman in Japan who thought she'd beaten the virus three weeks ago just tested positive for it AGAIN. China says the same thing has happened with 14% of its patients. So apparently it can appear to go away, then come back.
Some wellness influencers on social media are making things worse by telling people to take a dangerous amount of vitamins to boost their immune system. Some of the doses they're recommending have been described as "near lethal."
South Korea now has drive-thrus where people can get tested for the virus without getting out of their car.
If the outbreak does get a lot worse, a website called The Organic Prepper posted a pretty thorough rundown of how to prepare in case you need to quarantine yourself.
A family in Canada got kicked off a flight after their daughter started coughing, and people thought it might be coronavirus. Apparently she just had a cold.
And cops in Arkansas are taking advantage of the paranoia by offering to test people's METH for coronavirus free of charge. They say if you bring your drugs in, they'll make sure they're not contaminated with the virus. It's not clear if anyone's fallen for it yet.
It Started as a Joke, but Now Coronavirus Is Actually Hurting Corona Beer Sales
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