Hi, here's thirty minutes of all rock and no talk by The Phantom Surfers.

The Great Surf Crash of '97 Big Screen Spectacular Tonight Stop That, Cedric Bikini Drag Ants in My Pants The Lonely Mattress Istanbul Batwoman vs. Ratfink Turn Marshall Pygmy Dance The Battle of Little Big Hand No Go Diggy-Di Rochambeau Ticker Tape Jungle The Beach Girls and the Monster Banzai Run Hush, Hush Sweet Charlotte Wow! Yozora No Hoshi The Extremely Stupid Files (ft. Rev. Nørb) Popcorn Lancelot Link Wray

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Let Me Be Your Hog Fen Fen - Never Sleep His Lordship - Old Romantic Them Guns (ft. The 69 Cats and The Brains) - Don't Take Your Guns to Town The Valiants - Jack the Ripper Rocket from the Crypt - Middle Twin Tones - Sibalaume The Patriots - What a Drag It Is The Lizards - You Bug Me Chronic Sick - There Goes the Neighborhood Budget Boozers - Betty Booze Clinic Los Sex Sex Sex - Algo Salvaje X-ACTO - Expired Milk Kong Kong - I Say My Thoughts Out Loud Empty Bones - Why Scorpions - Dark Lady Riverboat Gamblers - Bonzo Goes to Bitburg Professional Againsters - I Don't Belong Golden Shitters - Don't Wanna Wait The Pandoras - Hot Generation The Parasites - Perfect Girl The Black Gloves - X-Ray Sex Germs - Confused Brözerker - No Shirt No Shoes No Mask No Dice The Rationals - Handbags & Gladrags The Nutley Brass - Rockaway Beach Van Dammes - Tax Free World Heather the Jerk - Summer Bummer HUGO_SYD - Everybody's Dead Love - 7&7 Is

The party is over, but I had my fun.

Radiation is not for the weak.

Jumps in the van with any fuckin' band.

And I don't mean JSA gym class.

You Gonna Get Yours (Reanimated TX Getaway Version) Prophets of Rage Contract on World Love Jam Brothers Gonna Work It Out Lost at Birth Don't Believe the Hype Who Stole the Soul? Get the Fuck Outta Dodge Welcome to the Terrordome

My eldest has become quite the hardcore guy, just about 18 and he already knows more about this corner of the punk rock than his old man has ever known, annnnnnnd THE CAT'S IN THE CRADLE AND THE SILVER SPOON

Slapshot - I Want You Dead Breakdown - (I Wanna See a) Street Fight Blood for Blood - Ain't Like You (Wasted Youth II) Warzone - Crazy But Not Insane Last Rights - Chunks Xenofobia - Totura Social No Wrong - The Milk Intimidation - Switchblade Knife Boston Strangler - Primitive Cro-Mags - We Gotta Know 86 Mentality - Get Away Freedom - Anti-Poison The Kicker Boys - I Don't Scare Youth Brigade - What Are You Fighting For Sheer Terror - Just Can't Hate Enough

Boom boom, shaking the room

Bombardment - L'Ère du Calvaire Johnny Voodoo & The Graverobbers from Outerspace - Ghost Riders of the Sun Nuclear Man - Molotov Landline - I Can't 悶煮悶MENGZHUMENG - I Hate Schoolpunk Waine Pain & The Shitstains - The Girl Can't Dance The Yardbirds - Over Under Sideways Down Spanakorzo - Role of the Proletariat Dávila 666 - Demolición Bloodshot Bill - Talk to You Heihaizi - Saturday The Troggs - I Can't Control Myself The Wind - Don't Take Your Love Away завірюга - ai, fuck you The Prostitutes - Hung by the Phone The Screaming Blue Messiahs - Someone to Talk to His Lordship - All Cranked Up Grazia - Cheap The Hanson Brothers - Road Pizza The Knaves - Your Stuff Public Enemy - Public Enemy Comin Throoooo Norcos y Horchata - Aloha, Motherfuckers X - I Don't Wanna Go Out

Not as funny as the trailers make it look

Flatt & Scruggs - Pike County Breakdown Reno & Smiley - Get Behind Me Satan Tennessee Ernie Ford - Mule Train The Fendermen - Mule Skinner Blues The Statler Brothers - Quite a Long, Long Time Louie Innis - Suicide The Buckaroos - Nobody But You Hank Williams Jr. - Jesus Loved the Devil Out of Me Bob Luman - Let's Think about Livin' Otis Williams and the Midnight Cowboys - Is Anybody Goin' to San Antone The Monkees - How Insensitive Mel Tillis - I Ain't Never Dallas String Band - Dallas Rag The Delmore Brothers - Blues Stay Away From Me Marvin Rainwater - Get Off the Stool Buddy Knox - I Think I'm Gonna Kill Myself The Everly Brothers - I'm Here To Get My Baby Out Of Jail The Ozark Mountain Daredevils - If You Wanna Get to Heaven

In the late '90s, I slapped these three albums onto one tape because I had nowhere else to put them, and it quickly became a work favorite (of mine, no one else gave a poop).

McRackins – In on the Yolk! Uh Uh Oh Bubblepunk The Great Vegetable Dilemma Nikki Is A Junkie Teenage Valentino When I Tell You Dear John Hangin' on a Star Life, Hey Mikey Eggs in Space Someday Oneday Edward Jocko Spud Gun Pressed Ham

Dillinger Four – Midwestern Songs of the Americas O.K. F.M. D.O.A. #51 Dick Butkus It's a Fine Line Between the Monkey and the Robot Portrait of the Artist as a Fucking Asshole Twenty-One Said Three Times Quickly Super Powers Enable Me to Blend in with Machinery Doublewhiskeycokenoice Supermodels Don't Drink Colt .45 Shut Your Little Trap, Inc. Mosh For Jesus Hand Made Hard Times Handed Back "Honey, I Shit the Hot Tub." The Great American Going out of Business Sale

Mono Men – Have a Nice Day, Motherfucker Off My Back Murder City Nights Rev It Up Hate Your Way Another Way Back at You Wimp Feel Alright Sin #1 Stand Back Hey (You with the Face) Get a Clue