Fall of 1993 and blah blah blah BLAH BLAH

Fall of 1993, I had just discovered the exciting and prestigious world of punk rock music here at the dawn of my junior year of high school. My friend Elaine, who sat in front of me in art class, was an old hand at this by then, so she went home and taped me these four albums. And now you can too.

Two albums, no waiting

Play with my records?

Zolar X - Space Age Love The Rezillos - (My Baby Does) Good Sculpture Wayne County & the Electric Chairs - Rock 'n' Roll Resurrection The Okmoniks - It's Not You Bucks - That Kind Of Ohohoh The Beat Boys - Wake Me, Shake Me The Intruders - Now That You Know The Misfits - Shining Shock - This Generation Is on Vacation Sam & Kitty - Got Something Good The Queers - That Girl Los Surfistas Muertos - March of the Plague Doctors Lost Sounds - Die Pax The Four Seasons - Opus 17 Minor Threat - Out of Step The Buckaroos - Nobody but You The Young Werewolves - Dead and Gone

It should really be Twenty Two Bits, but then again, the stakes have never been lower

Ghoulies - Self-Help Guitarmy of One - I Spy the Prisoner The Resonars - Bold Marauder Damnation - Garbage Truck The Vacant Lot - Don't Let Me Sleep Too Long Groucho Marxists - Was That So Hard? Mark Malibu & The Wasagas - Ye Ye Girls Terrorways - Short-Haired Rock 'n' Roll Lancelot Link & The Evolution Revolution - Sha-La-Love You Jo Squillo Eletrix - Orrore Liquids - Tennessee Rose Dead Faces - Spring of '43 The Minitmen - Smokin' in the Boys' Room* White Kaps - Headstart Th' Losin Streaks - Too Late The Treblemakers - Squarewave The Pacifics - Cadillac The Tee Pees - Got My Gun The Len Price 3 - Keep Your Eye on Me One Trick Pony - Stirring Whisk Lambrini Girls - Cuntology 101 Strong Come Ons - Just Do It The Monks - Pretty Suzanne Shit Missile - Fat Americans The Images - My Kinda Woman The Bloody Hollies - Good Night, Sleep Tight

*and that ain't no B.S.

Most of them, even.

Irresponsible The Invisible Man Apt. #2 Bonnie's Rampage Time Of My Life In The Corner Get Lost Ugly American Glad To Be This Is My Face Circles I'm Sick Dummyroom I'm In Trouble Now Assembly Line The Terrible Monster Bonnie's In The Playpen I Know People Control Me Upside Out Future Homemakers Of America Spring Valley Shopping Mall You Know Who You Are Impatient ...And The World Isn't Flat Anymore

Wait

The Dirtbombs - Start the Party The Dirtbombs - Theme from the Dirtbombs The Dirtbombs - King's Lead Hat The Dirtbombs - Earthquake Heart The Dirtbombs - Stuck Under My Shoe The Dirtbombs - Broke in Detroit (Again) The Gories - Hey Hey We're the Gories The Gories - Sister Ann The Gories - You Little Nothing The Gories - Rats Nest The Gories - You Make It Move The Dirtbombs - Stupid The Dirtbombs - La fin du monde The Dirtbombs - We Come in the Sunshine The Dirtbombs - Never Licking You Again The Dirtbombs - Do You See My Love (For You Growing)

NUMMAH FAH INNA SAH, CAH MAH MAH

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