The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam Strange

The Governor of NY is a creep that lets old people die. He’s done and flushed. Republicans are mad at cancel culture because it only cancels racists and creepo dudes and doesn’t cancel any stuff they don’t like. Is antifa still a thing? it’s the worstcase……..

Did you know the Italians invented the exclamation point? Do you think it’s phallic? Would you believe that I misspelted 4 of the last words and needed the computer to correct them for me? You do now. Remeber, don’t storm the capitol on March 4th becuase only stupid idiot racists would think that was a good idea. It’s the Worstcase……

Ted Cruz went down to Cancun.

And now his career has been doomed.

But he’s a dumb dick, that he just blamed his kids.

-Let’s just hope he gets primaried soon.

(also, he has a poodle)

Bill gates is hording farmland and it might be for nefarious purposes. Our hosts disagree (with each other). Conservatives can’t understand the difference between being oppressed and ignored and just keep cancelling themselves by talking about nazis. Trump didn’t get that guilty impeachment because republicans are spineless cowards and are afraid of their own voters. It’s the worstcase……

Stimulus Checks? Racist mullets? Diamond hands? Space Lasers? Mel Gibson? What was RDJ vomiting in Less Than Zero? These questions and more on a very special episode of Worstcase……

The lead Proud Boi turned out to be an alleged snitch for the deep state. People everywhere are talking about fighting hedge funds with diamond hands and somehow they are doing it with an out of date video game retailer (buy & hold, this is the way). This simulation is definitely broken. It’s the worstcase….

Trump is gone and his friends don’t seem to understand that his era is over. Republican don’t seem to understand what happens when their voters wave nazi flags on the steps of the capitol. A new era of lame vanilla politics is upon us. Let the dems save the economy again so the republicans can get back to killing us all.

This world is getting dumber everyday. 29% of Americans still think Trump is an acceptable human. No. He isn’t.

Screw it, we don’t care anymore, here’s your podcast.

The idiots tried to revolt. They actually attacked the Capitol. These dumb shits are actually trying to overthrow the government for Trump. Every republican is guilty and should be jailed. This is getting out of hand. It is time to do something. It’s the worstcase……

If it ain’t about corona it’s at least somehow related to it. This virus is the gift that keeps giving for the coffin industry, not so much for comedy. We keep tryin to make jokes about piles of dead old people, but they ain’t landing. It’s the worstcase….