The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam Strange

2020 is done. It is over. We can move on. No more Trump and a big pile of covid bodies. Life is crap and just keeps on suckin’. Yup, that’s all we got. We could have done a year in review show like everybody else, but no, we just argue about covid for an hour. It’s the worstcase….

I don’t know why I even write these blurbs. It’s the same thing it always is. It’s three dummies in Asheville talking about things they barely understand. I guess I could put search terms in here like true crime or some current event. The only current events are Trump and Covid and that’s lame cuz reality is lazy. This episode puts forth the theory that the deep state (the real, conservative one) will take away the internet. So, there’s that. It’s the worstcase….

So, we are still wiping the stinky residue of trump from our collective asses and hopefully he’s done trying to stage his coup. Guiliani gave some lady Covid with a fart, but otherwise, it’s been a boring week in news but we’ll try and make the best of it. The vaccine is coming and death rates are rising, so you need this comedy now more than ever. Here’s a big old spoonful of worstcase….

Did you know Steve Bannon was opening up schools for nazi assholes all over Europe? He is. Hopefully it won’t matter because he should be going to prison. The countdown to Trump leaving is underway, and we just can’t stop talking about what a loser he is. All this and Giuliani farts twice on an open mic, what a week, it’s the worstcase……

Who needs privacy in the toilet? Why do they make group bathrooms? Can’t they all be one hitters? One toilet per person? Also, why is Bill Gates trying to block out the sun? Will Elon Musk do it on mars? Why are people dumb enough to vote for trump? It’s the worstcase…….

The Democrats discovered that uneducated voters prefer Trump. They figured this out by combing though post election data. We discovered it by looking at and listening to Trump voters. They are dumb, that is why they vote for an idiot. Takes one to know one I guess. We discuss the vaccine and how it will mutate us all into sterile monsters. All this and more bitches, it’s the Worstcase…..

Of course Commander Douche-bag won’t admit he lost. Covid is spreading at an alarming rate and our president is busy complaining about antifa. I can’t wait for this stupid year to end. Also, I guess there is a movie called “Cuties” that nobody has seen, but they all hate it. We’ll cover all this and less cuz it’s the Worstcase……..

Trump is a loser. Trump has lost the election. Trump is gone. He is a loser that lost. Ding dong, the dick is gone. No more gross greasy president. Now we have a president that will sniff your hair. It’s a new day. Also in the news we have a vast migration of Asheville police officers leaving the service. 49 cops have quit this year and we think Adam Strange could replace them with cadre of young college aged stoners. It’s the Worstcase…

Time has come, people are voting. Please, for the love of all that is holy, please get Trump out of the White House. That is all. Also, it would be nice if the country doesn’t burn down in the process. Damn, it’s an epic era of American history unfolding all over your face. It’s the worstcase…….

Only a week left until we know the fate of our democracy. Will the idiots outnumber the empathetic? Will the Boogaloo begin immediately after the tangerine tyrant loses or will it trickle in slowly? Will Trump get indicted on a slew of felonies and get dragged out of the White House in cuffs? Whatever happens, next week will be historic for some unforeseen reason, because we all now live in the Worstcase Scenario………