Time has come, people are voting. Please, for the love of all that is holy, please get Trump out of the White House. That is all. Also, it would be nice if the country doesn’t burn down in the process. Damn, it’s an epic era of American history unfolding all over your face. It’s the worstcase…….

Only a week left until we know the fate of our democracy. Will the idiots outnumber the empathetic? Will the Boogaloo begin immediately after the tangerine tyrant loses or will it trickle in slowly? Will Trump get indicted on a slew of felonies and get dragged out of the White House in cuffs? Whatever happens, next week will be historic for some unforeseen reason, because we all now live in the Worstcase Scenario………

Only two weeks left of this shite election season. Covid is rising and everybody is still stupid. Trump said a bunch of dumb stuff, Biden is still old vanilla. The Watchmen Wolverines and their failed mission will remain as fodder in our comedy cannon because it’s the Worstcase……..

Ok, so Trumpy tells a bunch of yahoos to “liberate Michigan” and they actually attempt to do the thing he said he wanted them to do. This is the world we live in now. Idiots are everywhere and Trump & Q are only making them dumber. It’s the worstcase…….

Yup, he got the Rona. Trump went around with no mask and of course him and all his fuck-boy buddies caught the Rona. It looks like they all got it while trying to replace RBG with some dingleberry conservative honky. We had this week off and came in for an emergency episode. This week is only the beginning of what is looking like a pretty historic news cycle.

Will Trump leave peacefully? Will we get to see him dragged out? I really want to see him dragged out crying and yelling. Can the deep state save us? Will it spark a civil war between intellectuals and inbreds? Will that parking meter that beat up Chad Nesbitt get a medal? These questions and more cuz it’s the Worstcase…

RBG! RBG! RIP Judge Ginsberg. 200,000 dead Americans and the election is less than two months away. Please God, push this flaming dumpster off a cliff now before it gets even worse. It’s the Worstcase……….

New week, same bullshit world. Same stupid racist president, same killer virus, and another 9/11 anniversary rolled around. The only thing different is we got some new jokes to throw at this wave of tragedy. The West Coast is on fire as hurricane season begins. 2020 is the year that just keeps giving, and also Kirk Cameron ‘cuz it’s the Worstcase……..

Losers! Suckers! Of course I’m talking about Trump boat parade captains that sank. The big rich boats buzzed the poor little trump boats and sank them in their wake, the perfect metaphor for capitalism.

Micheal Cohen’s book came out and says Trump is a dirty worthless piece of sh*t, but we already knew that, it’s the Worstcase…….

OK, can we please stop bringing guns to the protest? Do rednecks really need to defend vacant gas stations in the hood? These dumb hillbillies never seemed to care about black neighborhoods and now they want to cross state lines to “protect” these neighborhoods from the people that actually live in them? GTFOH! This country is just spiraling the drain, it’s the Worstcase……