The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam Strange

Don’t watch Porn Hub until they promise to stop showing kids. That is our PSA for this year. Trump said “Yo Semite” because he is a stupid twat. This year keeps on truckin down the road to oblivion, it’s the worstcase……

In Friday The 13th we saw Jason drowned as a young boy and then come out of the lake as a full grown man.What the f? Did he grow up down there? Did he age while dead? Does he eat? Does he go poop? These questions and more probably won’t be answered cuz we have no idea what’s going on, it’s the Worstcase……

The pandemic don’t stop, won’t stop. Numbers get worse, Trump gets more racist, stupid people gotta be stupid, and Portland has some bad ass moms yo. Epstien’s chick G-Max is in lock up and Trump sends his love. This year is hot garbage and we are all gonna run out of new TV shows soon. What then? You know you gonna run out of things to say to the people in your house by then. What then? The Election will come and somehow make things worse. It’s the worstcase…..

Nothing like the smell of bodies burning in the morning. Email scams are back in the time of Covid and they don’t much about you. People still hate masks and Jerk knows somebody that may or may not know a cannibal. The pandemic really needs more shows narrated by Bill Curtis because we’re all getting bored of TV. Also, we know how bad the sound quality of this podcast is, one of our channels blew out halfway through recording, because it’s the Worstcase……

So, we are still riding out the slowest apocalypse ever with the dumbest president in world history and half a million people have died from the Covid. Things just keep getting more and more surreal and apparently Kanye want to run for president now. This year really needs to slow it’s roll. It’s the worstcase…..

The pandemic marches on. America is heading down the toilet as daily infection rates break records everyday. Racial injustice, out-of-touch leaders, masks as political identity. The world is getting dumber at an exponential rate, it’s the Worstcase…..

It just keeps getting worse. We tell the police they are too violent, and they respond by beating our asses and gassing everybody. Is tear gas a solid? Who knew? The world is dying from a virus and the police are kicking everybody’s ass because they suck. Biden is lame and Trump is a monster. This world is screwed, welcome to the Worstcase…..

So, ready to talk about race in America? You better be, cuz it’s time. Tell all the white people to stop talking and just listen. The conversation will bu uncomfortable, not as uncomfortable as going to jail when you’re innocent, but still. This world needs to be fixed. It’s the Worstcase

Protests and virus and racism and tear gas and fire and smoke and Bill Gates. 2020 can s the d, it’s the Worstcase…….

Yup, it’s still pandemic time. Masks up, because it’s just a mask you big baby. Drugs are having a hard time crossing borders and cartels are screwed. Trump is golfing while idiots are coughing out in the streets. We start making plans to publish a magazine for homeless people, it’s called “Modern Bum”. Go home and stay there, it’s the Worstcase……