Chris and Rob engage in some reproduction at the bowling alley as they slide into the chain smoking, jazz handing, sex baiting cavalcade that is known as Grease 2! 30 year old high school students! Song and dance numbers about how much you hate school that you clearly spent the entire summer vacation learning with people you know from school so you can show up at school and dance for your teachers in perfect lock step! Motorcycle scrap yard wheelie montage sequences! That guy with the weird face! Michelle Pfeiffer... All this and more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! Brought to you by Cool Rider Cigarettes (TM).

Chris and Rob set phasers to spooky as they talk about Thirteen Ghosts! Dirt Downloading junkyard hi-jinks! Blood Trucks! Dead Mom basement echolalia! Scooters and gears! Bloody Tub Girl titty meat! Nanny Semantics! A FUCKING GHOST TORSO! And much, much more! Brought to you by KornHub (TM).

Chris and Rob show their Muskrat pride as they run through the vacuous halls of Ernest Goes to School! Clockwork Orange locker experiments! Algebra for dummies! Gordian Knot plumbing! Varsity team switcheroo gas bomb shenanigans! Fast forward tuba violations, and much, much more! It's not quite Back to School, and it's not quite Billy Madison, but it's... uh... well you should probably just listen to this one because there's lots to unpack here. The Worst Movie Ever Made! NOW IN COLOR!

Chris and Rob welcome their first guest to cough up some hairballs on Catwoman! Bob from think_in_movie_scenes throws some haymakers in our logical inconsistencies section with verve and enthusiasm as we bag up a bunch of cats like Huckleberry Finn to eliminate the wart that is known as Halle Berry's performance. Ferris wheels with a mind of their own! Cosmetic Conglomerates! Police that show up to the scene faster than Domino's! Comprehensive forensic lipstick analytics, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

Chris and Rob spend "One Night in Bangkok," and go through Nicolas Cage's hairpiece with a fine-tooth comb on this week's episode of The Bomb Filter. Communicating with the deaf! Kung-Fu Patty Cakes! Four rules to live by! Taiwanese Kennedy clones! The logistics of drowning! Motorbike window rendezvous! Water jug computer rooms! Will Joe defeat Terl in the Asscheek Arena (TM)? All this and much, much more on The Worst Movie Ever Made! Brought to you FAKEUMS! THE PLANT BASED STEAK!

Chris and Rob pound Kerbango (TM), and stumble through Planet Psychlo as they review Battlefield Earth. Space embezzlement and flappy Psychlo tongues? The whacky antics of Terl and Ker? Endless options for renewal? Endless options for renewal? Endless options for renewal? Choppy slow-mo center-wipes... and much, much more! This may very well be the worst movie in the world, but who are we to say? We're just experts asking questions. Strap in for a ride to... Denver or something as we unravel Terl's Dreadlocks and dive into this crap-lousy movie. Battlefield Earth!

Chris and Rob swing from rubber trees as they unpack George of the Jungle! Learn about the Brendan Fraser total body workout, poorly timed vine gags, dick ripping mother in-laws, bongo-gramming gorillas, grown women falling in love with jungle men who have the mental age of eleven, and much, much more on this week of The Worst Movie Ever Made! Don't forget your leg lock before swinging from this pile of shit!

Chris and Rob fuck with the Jesus on this season finale of The Worst Movie Ever Made. That's right, they're talking Lebowski(a great movie, not a bad one)! The BIG Lebowski! Bowling and piss rugs! Underwear ringer bags, and upwind cremations! Treehorn doodles of giant boners?! All that and more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! Brought to you by weed and booze.

Chris and Rob grapple with faulty equipment while assessing 1986's "Raw Deal." Shit cake switcheraoos! Styrofoam cinder blocks! Exit wounds worth talking about! Romance! Motorcycle log rides! Custom made milk glass holders! And much more! Raw Deal! Holy shit.

Chris and Rob say, "Ice to meet you," in their coolest episode yet! Bane in a fedora? Lips filled with venom even though that's not how venom works? Sex slave diamond auctions? Leather bat butts? Strap in with a frosty beverage, and make sure you winterize your pipes, because it's gonna be a cold one!