This week, we get into Hell Comes To Frogtown, which is basically just Children of Men with better production values. Not really, but it’s 10x more entertaining.

Yelling:

Rowdy Roddy wrangles reptiles and ravages refugees! Three frog dong situations! Problematic chastity flaps! Bob’s jizz bucket! Prominent pilsner product placement! Face-masking the frisky frog lady! Teasing the toad until triply tumescent! Forced fornication with fertile females on infertile flats! Spangle spanking sacks! Fiber-enhanced fucking? Electrocuting Sam’s sperm seems silly considering the situation! Spangle’s stage-lit seekers! Mad Max amphibious transport? Chris’ corner caterwauling! Rule 34 applies to Shrek too, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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This week, we're going to celebrate the steaming cinema turd known as BIRDEMIC: SHOCK AND TERROR!

You knew we’d end up here sooner or later, so here goes nothing:

Avian atrocities around amateur actors and actresses' awkward adventure! PSAs out the A! Famished little fuckers refusing fish for French fries! Rod finds a rod! Badasses banging their burners at birds and a bus! Gallon gouging after getting got by gratuitous gulls. Brenda wig on the bark beetle guy! Improvised eyeball scabs! Pausing pursuit of peace for picnic pleasantries! Ominous grunting! Moore/Nguyen Rod proxy, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! 

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This week we get into 1985's Perfect, starring Terl from Battlefield Earth, and our favorite scream queen, Jamie Lee Curtis... but the only screaming that can be heard would be coming from our respective domiciles as we thrust and wiggle our way through this two-hour-long abomination.

Aerobics amateur and aerobics auteur are actually annoying and acting atrociously! On-the-nose artwork all over your architecture! Walking through women’s post-workout waterworks! Gang-bang engagement party? Splashing your Sazerac on your stenographer, staining the scenic eatery! Johnny T’s meat market meandering! Sphincter Muscles! Tarantino sucking on the brava-toes? Tits McGee! Curtis’ yogurt devotion! Badminton in the West Wing? Gyroscopic genuflecting! Transcending the sniffing distance, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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This week, we take a look at White Chicks, a movie that couldn't be made today because of THE CULTURE WAR according to some dipshit on YouTube.

Yelling:

Shitty spies - shrouded as shallow socialites - shimmy, shoot and, go shopping! Hangnail trebuchet! Wanton destruction of small business! Popping pistols at purveyors of Popsicles! The bestiality buildup! Cosby Drops (™) in the club! Dexter Deb’s eating disorder! Faux-feminine flatulence! Janice is not X-Ray Cat! Travolta trotting a Hilton hound! Chris’ rap battle reaction vids, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made.

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This week we’re revisiting 2006’s The Wicker Man because Bob wasn’t a part of the show when we did this as our second episode, and we had to subject him to it as a rite of passage because he reveals that he had never seen it. ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

Okay, time for the yelling because there is no shortage of that here!

Rob got strobed! Cage as a cop comes to a Celtic cult only to cook to a crisp! Fists to female faces! Gunpoint bike-jacking! Pre-ritual rigamarole! Baby boy bye-byes! Ball draining litmus tests! Ceremonial sacrifice of an innocent human! Not every waitress says “hun!” Private investigator wearing professor patches? Bee goo man-jam transference! Tall Jawa beekeeping B&E, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! 

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New season, new format, and new us! What does that mean? We're onto some new bullshit in the form of 1991's Cool as Ice; a movie that Machine Gun Kelly probably unironically thinks is the coolest thing ever. There's no way to prove this statement, but we feel it in our hearts. Let's do this!

Rudimentary raps from a ridiculous race-robbing cradle robber! Jacking a Jill's journal! Fucking for forgiveness! Floor-humping a female fresh from high school! Hopping a fence, harming a horse, and hurting a hottie! Flicking the finger water! Whack-head tried to play baseball with my home-boy’s bike! Construction yard cassette tape kidnapping catalysts! Schlinging a schlong, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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Good movie week, so it's time to talk about 1986's Aliens! Wow what a movie, let's talk about it.

Facehuggers are fellated by fellas and females to form fierce foes! Bill Paxton! Supremely sophisticated set designs! Quick creation of complex characters! Excluding irrelevant explanations! Hovering over hopelessness! Crafting claustrophobia! Mute Newts! Strong female character crescendo! Forklift foreshadowing! Cumming inside the prop sock! Baboon shriek alien screams! Holly-washing Vasquez! Classic badass load-out trope! Hard sell on the suspicious Bishop! Leaving Newt in the facehugger fish-tank room! Android air duct slithers! Problematic space vacuum rippy-bits, JAMES CAMERONNNN, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made.

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Steel, starring Shaquille “Big Aristotle” O’Neal, steals our heart, but you will soon see that it all falls apart. This movie may have well been a part of the DCEU, but hey, 1997 was long before Ezra Miller was caught with their Flash flaps down, so who are we to judge? 

Shaq shits the sheets as a steel sporting super sucky celebrity! Wanton destruction of private property! Looney Tune metal man on a motorbike! The rocket booster hove-round! Wheelchair bound power plasma! Pirating the paraplegic without punishment! Not necessary Nazis! Disrespect for the disabled! Multiversal Chad and his 3 am hotdogs! Sparky Hawking? Uncle Joe’s Soul Train danger dance! Radioactive rafter bites? Manhole Hummer blowout coverups! Sneaky jailhouse satellite correspondence! Giving Sparky the kid named finger! Riff Ruggles, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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This week we talk about Krull… or Big budget Ice Pirates? It’s a fantastic formative fantasy, far from faulty film fodder… but far from flawless. Let’s get into it!

Consuming some snot’s cinnamon snack and saying he’s unimpressive! Whimsical warhorses laying waste to wheat fields! Doody wrapped boomerang blades! Medieval galaxy space knights with laser halberds! Sacrificing innocent civilians, stalling for your savior! Slapping your stallion! Silly goose garbling! The ever elusive mystery sack! Four tons of cork? Attack of the glass arachnids! Colwyn, all ‘80s jacked in his space spandex! Urgent business in that direction, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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Jack and Jill ... deserving of its abysmal Rotten Tomatoes score? Or just another by-the-numbers late-in-career Adam Sandler outing? These are the hard-hitting questions that we try to answer in this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

Sex switch sister satire steers from snickers! Rattling the Sandler slot! Shameful ShamWow Shlomi and Jail-bait Jared sharing a scene! Adam’s audacity acting as Jack impersonating Jill! Adults amused by animal abuse! Back and forth Sandler banter! Improper Pacino Immersion! Katie Holmes’ Sylvester mouth? Palpable amounts of porcelain punishment, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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