The Worst Song on Earth

Redemption.  What does it really take for someone to redeem themselves after doing something truly awful?  In this case, creating a truly awful song.

Chris raises this question to Jon and Andy. Their answers may shock you! 

Well, that's a little too dramatic....their answers may entertain you!  That's better.

Andy had a bad experience when he was a kid.  Now he is making Jon and Chris talk about it with him.  

In this very emotional episode, Andy makes the case for eliminating circuses and one specific song. 

Is there such thing as a "Musical Trojan Horse"? A song that casually rolls into your life and then when you're not looking, brutally attacks you and leaves you for dead?

Jon thinks there is and he wants to tell you about it before it gets you too!

You've paid your $12 to get in. You've got an $8 bucket of popcorn and a $7 drink.  The lights go down and the excitement builds.  You are about to watch the blockbuster you waited years to come out.  The screens lights up then...womp womp.

What happens when a legendary movie and legendary songwriter team up but one of them mails it in?

Some songwriters steal ideas from other songwriters.  But what happens when a songwriter steals an entire song?  Sounds a little shifty doesn't it?  What happens if their version is so bad, it ruins the original?

Jon makes a strong case for The Worst Song On Earth.  Do Andy and Chris agree?

There are thousands of spices in the world, right? Wrong. There are only five and they sing and dance in a remarkably average way.

Does this sound like the makings of an exciting "The Worst Song on Earth" episode?  We think so, too.  Or should we say "We Think So 2". 

If there was one form of music you think the world could do without, what would it be?  Andy is pretty sure he's figured it out.

Will Jon and Chris agree? Probably?

What makes a good “crooner”?  Is it a velvety voice? An expensive tuxedo? A full head of thick, luscious hair?  Maybe it’s a winning smile or a charming (and slightly creepy) wink.

Trick question!  It’s all those things plus a disproportionate amount of self-confidence and loads of mouthwash! 

The band the 90’s forgot also wrote the song 90’s kids can’t stop singing to themselves when mowing their lawns.

I wish I had a smaller lawn.

Yacht Rock was the “smooth adult music” of the 70’s and early 80’s.

Captain and Tennille were always on the outside looking in.  They played the roll of Yacht Rock’s lonely stepparents perfectly.